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D.T.F

Down to Fortnite
Hey, man are you D.T.F tonight.
by THEtrafficC0NE September 24, 2020
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D..T..F..

Drive through food
Hey are you D..T..F.. Mcdonalds closes at 12.
by Cuddy2000 March 17, 2021
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D.T.F.A.N.D.

Friend 1: “how do I explain that I just want dick from him and not a relationship
Friend 2: “D.T.F.A.N.D.”
by Shartlett November 17, 2022
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s.t.f.u.a.c.s.t.d

bitch! “shut the fuck up and come suck this dick

-lemme c&m in yo mouth😈😈
by Yo mammy 😘 April 6, 2023
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B.F.T.D.S.

Short for Big Fat Tub-a-lard Disease Syndrome. It refers to the inescapable condition that many people face when reaching their 20s where they let themselves go and double or even triple in size.
Dude, I just saw Melissa for the first time since high school and she caught a major case of B.F.T.D.S. She weighs like 3 bills now!
by jeru411 May 28, 2013
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t.i.f.r.y.b.f.w.n.s.f.b.w.y.t.m.o.t.m.f.s.w.y.t.d.

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smellin fat bitch. why you took me off the mother fukin schedule with yo tryflin dirty white racist ass big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch, i'm comin up there and imma beat the fuck out of you...
t.i.f.r.y.b.f.w.n.s.f.b.w.y.t.m.o.t.m.f.s.w.y.t.d.
by That_Dysphoric_Bitch March 31, 2020
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W.T.D.H.W.G.T.M.F.F.S.S.D.?

What the damn hell would Gary the mother fucking friendly sea snail do?
Girl: Should we get dinner?

Guy: W.T.D.H.W.G.T.M.F.F.S.S.D.?
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