sweed
A kind, caring person. Probably loves chocolate a lot. Someone who is terribly sweet and smol. Most probably the cutest in town.
sweed by sky/heaven July 31, 2019
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Sweed by Christofthejesus January 25, 2021
Sweed
A deep fried idiot that cheeses along, can be homeless, but is not a nessity. Often seen drive a green sweeded mini.
Make very slow progress at most tasks as they are usually lacking in sleep, not usually due to insomnia, and very commonly to drug us, culminating in week long stints awake.
Is often seen using a glass pipe indiscriminately in public with 0 regard or remorse for public viewing, even with small children sight.
Common activivies are trying to swede goods found on the roadside into useful possessions unsuccessfully, while result in bouts of rage, depression and anxiety. Cheeseing broken lighters together, unsuccessfully. Also trying to blow glass bubbles(bbqs), more often than not, unsuccessfully.
Aldo commonly yelling a people, calling the pukekos.
Make very slow progress at most tasks as they are usually lacking in sleep, not usually due to insomnia, and very commonly to drug us, culminating in week long stints awake.
Is often seen using a glass pipe indiscriminately in public with 0 regard or remorse for public viewing, even with small children sight.
Common activivies are trying to swede goods found on the roadside into useful possessions unsuccessfully, while result in bouts of rage, depression and anxiety. Cheeseing broken lighters together, unsuccessfully. Also trying to blow glass bubbles(bbqs), more often than not, unsuccessfully.
Aldo commonly yelling a people, calling the pukekos.
"Hey look at the fucking Steve-fried sweed, he's been cheesing at that battery half the night and it's all fallen to pieces, cunt is losing his shit".
If visuals were available you would see an angry white male completely losing his rag, scream into a mini one engine bays.
"Fucking goddammit pukekos following me around this fucking countdown, I can even get 1 can of wine in my pants"
'"Man I want to get one of those forest chicken and sweed it, I haven't eat meat in days, damit, they are to awesome I couldn't even do it"
If visuals were available you would see an angry white male completely losing his rag, scream into a mini one engine bays.
"Fucking goddammit pukekos following me around this fucking countdown, I can even get 1 can of wine in my pants"
'"Man I want to get one of those forest chicken and sweed it, I haven't eat meat in days, damit, they are to awesome I couldn't even do it"
Sweed Tea
Tea containing marijuana that is brewed and prepared like regular ice tea with sugar. Sweet tea + Weed= Sweed Tea
"Wow, what a nice summer day it is. I could go for some music and an ice-cold glass of sweet tea!"
"Or, better yet, how 'bout I brew up some Sweed tea? Eh?"
"Or, better yet, how 'bout I brew up some Sweed tea? Eh?"
ball sweed
\ bahl-sweed \ , adj;
1. A funnier way to call someone a dick, dumbass, douchebag, or any other negative thought one might have towards that individual.
-noun
2. A very dirty, unkempt, gross pair of scrotum and testicles.
1. A funnier way to call someone a dick, dumbass, douchebag, or any other negative thought one might have towards that individual.
-noun
2. A very dirty, unkempt, gross pair of scrotum and testicles.
1. Pete- "I can't drink that beer, my mom told me to stay away from alcohol."
John- "Dude, you're such a ball sweed."
2. Fran- "I really wish that T-Bag had come from anyone else but Paul. His balls were so dirty."
Dan- "I'd say Paul had quite a ball sweed if I'd ever seen one."
John- "Dude, you're such a ball sweed."
2. Fran- "I really wish that T-Bag had come from anyone else but Paul. His balls were so dirty."
Dan- "I'd say Paul had quite a ball sweed if I'd ever seen one."
ball sweed by mobileboner April 13, 2011
Insane Seed Posse
an urban myth, or an urban legends, the Insane Seed Posse is said to be a notorious crew of seasoned cannabis " cash croppers ". Who specialize in cropping unique cannabis strains, strictly from seed. Rumored to be made up of former members of the Cannabis Cowboy's (smugglers), Chicago's Underground Express (a high dollar cannabis delivery service), a former high ranking member of the Original Warlocks (a southern biker gang) and several former members of California's " Moss Landing " Crew (smugglers), with possible Mob connections. Areas of operation, rumored to be from New Orleans, to Dallas, to Chicago and as far east as Atlanta. Known convictions: none, as no one will bear witness against them.
Insane Seed Posse by truecrime411 April 16, 2013
behind the seeds
Being high in disney world
Origin: myth that pot is grown in the disney greenhouses which can be seen during the "Behind the Seeds Tour"
Origin: myth that pot is grown in the disney greenhouses which can be seen during the "Behind the Seeds Tour"
behind the seeds by USA2013 November 30, 2013