Sweed

"John sure loves the sweed!" "sweed? whats that?" "synth weed, you know the stuff, John smokes it all day, couldnt even drive his car he was so sweeded!"

"hey boss, got sweed! special price for you boss"
by Special Price Boss October 31, 2011
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sweeds

weed seeds the seeds that are found in tha bud of a femail weed plant that are not smoked
i planted some of my sweeds and sucked on the rest
by will August 11, 2004
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ball sweed

\ bahl-sweed \ , adj;

1. A funnier way to call someone a dick, dumbass, douchebag, or any other negative thought one might have towards that individual.

-noun
2. A very dirty, unkempt, gross pair of scrotum and testicles.
1. Pete- "I can't drink that beer, my mom told me to stay away from alcohol."
John- "Dude, you're such a ball sweed."

2. Fran- "I really wish that T-Bag had come from anyone else but Paul. His balls were so dirty."
Dan- "I'd say Paul had quite a ball sweed if I'd ever seen one."
by mobileboner March 28, 2011
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Sweed

a can of weed smell.
used by people who want to pretend to be potheads.
comes in areosal can for easy application.
"Yo man, you high?" -Shmelly
"nah its just sweed" -Shmagma
by Candy in Cookie August 15, 2005
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When the “stuff” makes your “teletubbydance
“Very sweaty feet, these sweedes making my Twinkie doo”
Jessicas sweede makes my Twinkie doo”
by HandsomeZ December 26, 2019
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Sweed

"Sweed" English slang for a person's head
I kicked the football right off his sweed
by Christofthejesus January 25, 2021
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Sweed

Perform a snoop dogg and smoke weed every mother fucking day.
I was Sweeding over there in the fucking corner.
by Marlbitch January 19, 2017
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