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Sweed

"John sure loves the sweed!" "sweed? whats that?" "synth weed, you know the stuff, John smokes it all day, couldnt even drive his car he was so sweeded!"

"hey boss, got sweed! special price for you boss"
by Special Price Boss October 31, 2011
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sweeds

weed seeds the seeds that are found in tha bud of a femail weed plant that are not smoked
i planted some of my sweeds and sucked on the rest
by will August 11, 2004
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ball sweed

\ bahl-sweed \ , adj;

1. A funnier way to call someone a dick, dumbass, douchebag, or any other negative thought one might have towards that individual.

-noun
2. A very dirty, unkempt, gross pair of scrotum and testicles.
1. Pete- "I can't drink that beer, my mom told me to stay away from alcohol."
John- "Dude, you're such a ball sweed."

2. Fran- "I really wish that T-Bag had come from anyone else but Paul. His balls were so dirty."
Dan- "I'd say Paul had quite a ball sweed if I'd ever seen one."
by mobileboner April 13, 2011
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Sweed

a can of weed smell.
used by people who want to pretend to be potheads.
comes in areosal can for easy application.
"Yo man, you high?" -Shmelly
"nah its just sweed" -Shmagma
by Candy in Cookie September 13, 2005
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sweedes making my Twinkie doo

When the “stuff” makes your “teletubbydance
“Very sweaty feet, these sweedes making my Twinkie doo”
Jessicas sweede makes my Twinkie doo”
by HandsomeZ December 25, 2019
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Sweed

A deep fried idiot that cheeses along, can be homeless, but is not a nessity. Often seen drive a green sweeded mini.
Make very slow progress at most tasks as they are usually lacking in sleep, not usually due to insomnia, and very commonly to drug us, culminating in week long stints awake.
Is often seen using a glass pipe indiscriminately in public with 0 regard or remorse for public viewing, even with small children sight.
Common activivies are trying to swede goods found on the roadside into useful possessions unsuccessfully, while result in bouts of rage, depression and anxiety. Cheeseing broken lighters together, unsuccessfully. Also trying to blow glass bubbles(bbqs), more often than not, unsuccessfully.
Aldo commonly yelling a people, calling the pukekos.
"Hey look at the fucking Steve-fried sweed, he's been cheesing at that battery half the night and it's all fallen to pieces, cunt is losing his shit".

If visuals were available you would see an angry white male completely losing his rag, scream into a mini one engine bays.

"Fucking goddammit pukekos following me around this fucking countdown, I can even get 1 can of wine in my pants"
'"Man I want to get one of those forest chicken and sweed it, I haven't eat meat in days, damit, they are to awesome I couldn't even do it"
by Haym beep July 29, 2023
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Sweed Tea

Tea containing marijuana that is brewed and prepared like regular ice tea with sugar. Sweet tea + Weed= Sweed Tea
"Wow, what a nice summer day it is. I could go for some music and an ice-cold glass of sweet tea!"
"Or, better yet, how 'bout I brew up some Sweed tea? Eh?"
by hcb95 October 28, 2011
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