Sweed

Synthetic Weed

"John sure loves the sweed!" "sweed? whats that?" "synth weed, you know the stuff, John smokes it all day, couldnt even drive his car he was so sweeded!"

"hey boss, got sweed! special price for you boss"

by Special Price Boss October 31, 2011

sweeds

weed seeds the seeds that are found in tha bud of a femail weed plant that are not smoked

i planted some of my sweeds and sucked on the rest

by will August 11, 2004

ball sweed

\ bahl-sweed \ , adj;

1. A funnier way to call someone a dick, dumbass, douchebag, or any other negative thought one might have towards that individual.

-noun
2. A very dirty, unkempt, gross pair of scrotum and testicles.

1. Pete- "I can't drink that beer, my mom told me to stay away from alcohol."
John- "Dude, you're such a ball sweed."

2. Fran- "I really wish that T-Bag had come from anyone else but Paul. His balls were so dirty."
Dan- "I'd say Paul had quite a ball sweed if I'd ever seen one."

by mobileboner April 13, 2011

Sweed

a can of weed smell.
used by people who want to pretend to be potheads.
comes in areosal can for easy application.

"Yo man, you high?" -Shmelly
"nah its just sweed" -Shmagma

by Candy in Cookie September 13, 2005

sweedes making my Twinkie doo

When the “stuff” makes your “teletubby” dance

“Very sweaty feet, these sweedes making my Twinkie doo”
“Jessicas sweede makes my Twinkie doo”

by HandsomeZ December 25, 2019

sweed

A kind, caring person. Probably loves chocolate a lot. Someone who is terribly sweet and smol. Most probably the cutest in town.

per1: hey wasn't that guy we met yesterday really amazing?
per2: yeah, he was a total sweed

by sky/heaven July 31, 2019

Sweede

Swedish Weed

"Hey brah, did you get some me some Sweede while you were away??"

by ReveredLAG March 10, 2018