"Goddamn shit mother fucking asshole cunt bag dick sucking faggot bitch! Jimmy you rectal fuck! Why'd you take my headphones?!"
"MAN FUCK YOU piece of shit asshole sucking gay buttfucker queef faced retarded shit fucker! I didn't take your shitass headphones! I'll kick your fucking schplood and waste your ass nigga!"
"Stop swearing"
"MAN FUCK YOU piece of shit asshole sucking gay buttfucker queef faced retarded shit fucker! I didn't take your shitass headphones! I'll kick your fucking schplood and waste your ass nigga!"
"Stop swearing"
by ninjapisser February 1, 2009
Get the Swearmug. when something is weird or funny and you sont have anything to say, you just point and say swear! swear this, omg swear that.
or it can be used like the world "seriously"
or it can be used like the world "seriously"
seeing someone walking across the street in something the shouldnt be wearing, you would be like swear! .. like seriously? are they being serious?
by Donna-lou January 22, 2008
Get the swearmug. BEEP $#!T son of a Mother !#$* (This person has just hit their thumb with an hammer and can't think of any thing intelligent to say
by INTelligent October 7, 2003
Get the swearmug. -"Dude I was totally fucking this sexy freak last night"
+" Swears you were.." or "Swears"
-"He swears he can pull a 10!!"
+" Swears you were.." or "Swears"
-"He swears he can pull a 10!!"
by GiorgiR October 30, 2018
Get the swearsmug. sister thats 17: omg jons done so much bad*ss bulls*it
4 year old brother: dad, what is sister saying?
dad: is swearing, its not good for you, don't listen son
dad: I WILL KILL YOU *kills sister... MAYBE* AM GOIN TO JAIL
4 year old boy: (20 years later) HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME, I LIVED ALL MY LIFE. BEN THROUGH IT ALL, BUT LIFE GOES ON AS WE GO FADED AWAY. IM SICK OF THIS LIFE BEN THROUGH IT AAAAL, how could this happen to meeee.
secret narrarator: TO BE CAUTNOED
4 year old brother: dad, what is sister saying?
dad: is swearing, its not good for you, don't listen son
dad: I WILL KILL YOU *kills sister... MAYBE* AM GOIN TO JAIL
4 year old boy: (20 years later) HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME, I LIVED ALL MY LIFE. BEN THROUGH IT ALL, BUT LIFE GOES ON AS WE GO FADED AWAY. IM SICK OF THIS LIFE BEN THROUGH IT AAAAL, how could this happen to meeee.
secret narrarator: TO BE CAUTNOED
by Mr.CleanGuy March 23, 2021
Get the Swearingmug. Using a swear to impose damage on anothers ego.
"Your dumb" = Bad Comeback
"Fuck you cracka, you dont know shit" = Good Comeback
"Go away ugly" = Little Girl Comeback
"Piss off bitch, im tired of lookin at
yo ugly ass face" = Excellent Comeback
"Please leave, you bother me." = Worthless comeback
"Fuck off cunt sucker, you piss me off and you smell like a fuckin Fat Girls twat." = Smooth operator
"Your dumb" = Bad Comeback
"Fuck you cracka, you dont know shit" = Good Comeback
"Go away ugly" = Little Girl Comeback
"Piss off bitch, im tired of lookin at
yo ugly ass face" = Excellent Comeback
"Please leave, you bother me." = Worthless comeback
"Fuck off cunt sucker, you piss me off and you smell like a fuckin Fat Girls twat." = Smooth operator
by DuckMuncher June 12, 2006
Get the swearmug. 