Stayfe

The king of ark

Stayfe is the king of ark, and he’s better than everyone

by 50k melee gigs March 23, 2021

swaffel

slapping a object or person with your penis. the best way to do this is when it is half stiff and the biggest weight is on the top of the penis.

auwch, that dude just swaffelt me

by sander v May 15, 2008

tay-swayed

when you become a taylor swift fan

"hey i heard john just downloaded fearless"
"aww no he got tay-swayed."

by frank438 March 22, 2009

swayzed

When a male rapidly approaches a woman with the look of rape, then stops 3 inches from body and lets the woman feel the power of patrick swayze and melts away. popular from the scene from road house where patrick makes sweet, yet gentle love to his lady above the farm

oh man, steve swayzed the shit out of that girl last night!

she keeps giving me that look, shes gonna get swayzed.

by ben 'cobra' hansen June 15, 2009

swaffer

Derived from the word dutch word Swaffelen, desrcribes a person who'd rather slap their flacid dick against something than actually harden up and do it

Stop being such a swaffer and ask her out already

by YourFavouriteVan May 13, 2022

Swayzee Goggles

The term swayzee googles refers to a users inability to judge the opposite sexes phyiscal attributes (face,tits,pussy,ass)because of the use of alcohol and/or illegal substances. When you have swayzee goggles your judgement is defered and you may attempt to wheel a broad who is rated a 3.5 out of 10 or lower. When you have these goggles users may add as many as 3-4 points to the females actual rating.

"How much did you drink bro, that girl is ugly, you must have swayzee goggles!"

by Jackson Tinos January 6, 2009

Swaffelenbak

The process of going from door to door with a group of top-heavy-penissed individuals to swaffle unaware dooropeners.

Damn kids with your swaffelenbak! I hope my letterbox gives you herpes!

by Skatezofre June 2, 2008