Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted!

When things totally go wrong for you. Screwed over; a bad time is coming.

Oscar: You just lost the game for us dude!
Jason: Simonize my Sideburns I'm Smelted!

by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018

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simonisthebest

a twitch streamer that's the best. He plays Minecraft while talking to his chat and at the end of the stream he looks at his fanart on discord... absolute angel

simonisthebest is the best

by Fefridofi009 March 24, 2022

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anal summoning

when your shit is so bad it feels like a demon is being summoned from your ass

Person 1: Holy shit! Are you okay? You were in the bathroom for 30 minutes!
Person 2: I don’t know. I just experienced an anal summoning.

by blurrylights February 13, 2019

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Says smh way too much. Sooper smort, always the mom of the group, doesn't want to be a bad girl, hates the use of the r word. Is simped on by the Comrades, friend shhreya super cringe, apparently she hates this guy named like akash or smtn. Destroys every guy that ever liked her. Helps others before she helps herself, also she doesn't like this girl i don't remember her name but it was something along the lines of brown chick or something. This fucker named indo or smtn has a crush on her.

Simoni: hate and depression are strong words.
Simoni: people have insecurities

by definerboi March 11, 2021

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Summoning

Great, very talented epic/atmospheric black metal band. Write songs set in The Lord of the Rings universe. I could listen to their music for months and months.

Summoning makes me want to live in the mountains.

by Tea and Cereal January 14, 2009

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