schwantz

A slang term for male genitalia

I once posed naked for a photography class, and now my schwantz is all over the internet.

by Detroit_Jay July 18, 2005

Shwanger

Penis, dough, wiener, cock, member.

Dr. Manhattan has a glowing Shwanger.

by Wick-a-lee Stick-a-lee May 11, 2009

schwanz

German word for "tail", in germany also used to describe a man's penis.
(like "dick" or "cock" in english)

Via the jewish dialect "Yiddish", it
has found its way into the american
slang, also meaning "Penis".

My Schwanz is getting hard.

by kegmeister June 1, 2004

shwank

A shwank is the very precise art of having a shit and a wank at the same time such that you come at both ends at the same time causing you to pass out.

Also known as schwank.

Julian was found in a such a mess on the toilet. He must have had a Shwank

by Jizz_Staines April 1, 2008

Shwanson

A mans penis

"He has a big shwanson."
"The stippers had their shwansons out and everything!"

by NeciBoo September 13, 2009

shwanty

An adjective meaning, to describe someone or something that is relaxing and enjoyable.

My professor was much more shwanty this Friday than he ever was before.

by New Drelson September 26, 2017

Shwanzini

Noun -

The act of wishing a person's dad to rape the person in question. Not only to do so violently and forcefully, but to also pass away during this coital act, more specifically of cancer. Ball Cancer.

Max - Yo! I got with Mala at the Tripwire gig!

Ed - Yo! Shwanzini! You cockend.

Max - Wow, necessary?!

by Joe Ian Gilbert Cunningham September 8, 2021