Strumpy

From a Middle English word Strumpet, which is defined as a woman prostitute or a woman adulterer. The word is used to lovingly address a female friend when desiring to be clever and witty.


syn: adulteress, fornicatress, hussy, jade, loose woman, slut, trollop

Where did you sleep last night, Strumpy?

or

Where did you lose your wallet, Strumpy?

by Strumpy March 30, 2005

Pulling Stumps

Doing particularly difficult work for some organization that involves risk or special skills.

"Joey was down in Grenada for awhile, but now they've got him pulling stumps in Afghanistan."

by Haunted Jack December 18, 2006

struups

The act of sucking air in through ones teeth, or 'kissing' one's teeth to show either, disdain, disappointment, disgust, disagreement or disapproval = struups. Favoured by many Caribbeans.
(It can also just be said. 'str-uups'.)

''Clive let it be known that he wasn't impressed by the increased cost of his air fare..'' *struups*

''Wait, you ate *all* the dinner?'' *struups*

by king biscuit January 2, 2009

strump

From the Shakespearean word strumpet, meaning prostitute, street walker, lady of the night, hooker, or sausage wallet. Typically used in reference to someone who is available for a very low sum of money or who as four or more STDs.

Forsooth, young Tybalt, methinks yonder strump thither shalt juggle mine ball sack for nigh but a sixpence.

by Annie Nomous September 7, 2007

Twentynine Stumps

US Marine and Navy slang for Marine Corps Air Ground Combat Center - Twentynine Palms, California. It's called Twentynine stumps because it's in the middle of the damn desert and there ain't a fucking palm to be found.

"Dude, their sending me to Twentynine stumps right out of Corps School so's I can be a pecker checker to a bunch of jarheads!"
"Drink lots of water, shipmate."

by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

Strumpetulance

n. unreasonable ill-temperedness exhibited by a prostitute.

Origin: Combination of strumpet and petulance.

- strumpetulantly: adverb
- strumpetulant: adjective

"Man, my hos are all uppity. I can only deal with that strumpetulance for so long before I cap one of them bitches."

by DerekT December 24, 2008

strumpet

How Captain Jack Sparrow refers to all women. Even perfectly respectably ones.

"Or is it that you've found a girl and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet...you're not a eunuch are you?"

by Ms. Sparrow February 19, 2004