straddle tale

Someone who cock blocks you by revealing your past sexual exploits to your current breezy.

I could tell she was into me until that straddle tale told her about the Vegas stripper.

by thenotoriousdlb July 16, 2009

Toaster Straddle

The act of a man, who while face fucking a girl lying on her back, straddles her upper body and defecates on her chest and stomach. The man then proceeds to face fuck her until he also ejaculates on her chest completing this mixture of toasty warm substances on her body. One can see this is similar to the toaster strudel.

Man that toaster straddle I gave that whore last night was so messy!

by Chief Fat Cock February 23, 2011

Straddle Wrapping

The act of making out while the man is sitting, and the woman has her legs wrapped around his waist and lower back. A combination of the terms Straddle(n.) and Wrapping(v.) Often performed on an open platform with no back rest, such the floor, or the center of a bed.

Kyle: Dude, how did you guys make out if there’s no furniture in your new place?
Zach: Man, we just got down on the floor and did some straddle wrapping.

by Izaacus July 5, 2018

O'straddle

To unexpectedly hump one's face vigorously whilst perched atop their shoulders. The maneuver must be initiated by a running jump, where the O'straddler leaps onto the recipient's shoulders before thrusting.

Hey Fonz, did you see how Briant just totally O'Straddled Tad last night??

Yeah man, that was like, intense. He has wicked bad whip lash.

by Feral Tad June 28, 2010

Lumber-Straddler

1. A man or a woman who straddle's a man's lumber (male genitalia)

2. When a man straddle's(i.e. to walk, stand, or sit on with the legs wide apart) his lumber (i.e. male genitalia)

1st Dude: "Hey, you know what I haven't had in a long time?"
2nd Dude: "What's that?"
1st Dude: "A really good lumber-straddler worth my time"

Everyone should have a little a bit Lumber-Straddler in their life =)

by ASHcheeks October 4, 2012

Friendly Straddle

When two (or more) persons, decide to straddle one another, claiming afterwards that there was no romantic intentions involved in the maneuver, and so it was just 'Friendly'.

John: What happened between you and Jill on Saturday?

Jack: Nothing

John: ... She was straddling you on a roundabout, and you call that nothing?

Jack: It was just a Friendly Straddle

by Blank283 March 24, 2010

straddle

to walk, stand, or sit on with the legs wide apart

to straddle a horse

by Rai Huang December 23, 2008