Straw

Straw is to be used as an adjective describing an event that was of superior quality. It can also be used to describe someone's skills at a sport and/or game. The origin of this a bit hazy, but it is believed that it originated when a group of young men were sitting at a restaurant and one man said it out of random. From then on, the word launched into lingo history.
"That was mad straw dude."
"I am so straw at this sport."
"Straw."
by Michael Dunn January 18, 2006
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Straw

Attorney: Sir, how many straws did you smoke that day?

Witness: What?
by the clash December 05, 2008
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Straw

Something killing the turtles SO STOP USING THEM
chic 1~ want me to grab you a straw
Chic 2~ ya and why don’t you murder a puppy while your at it
by Notyourchic May 14, 2019
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Straw

Boi she gave me a fucking straw
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Straws

A forumer on Torchthebridge who used to be known as the guy who smoked pot all of the time. Now simply known as the guy who is a hippie.
Man you are as high as Straws!
by Tezkah March 27, 2005
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Straw

She sucked on my straw.
I let her suck on my straw.
I whipped out my straw.
She saw my straw and was amazed.
by Ganjaguy May 02, 2008
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O'Nellas straw

A principal of performance based on occam's razor that states "the simplest straw will perform the best"
"when i see a child across the room at olive garden gently sipping chocolate milk through a crazy straws all i see is a misguided youth wasting his life." said Sam O'Nella. This gives an excellent example of O'Nellas straw by showing how a crazy straw with all its twists and turns will take longer to bring the liquid past your lips and down your Flesh pipe.
by Michael Malloy October 11, 2018
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