stoab

An abnormal vagina that is wider than it is deep; the female version of a chode.

"That girl was such a stoab, if she put a corn cob in her pussy, I could still eat it typewriter-style!"

"We almost hooked up last night, but it was like my dick hit a brick wall. Chick was a total stoab."

by stoabmeister January 3, 2010

stomach dropped

Feeling that your stomach is not settled. A stressful situation, a shocking event or huge disappointment may cause a sudden change of your mood which would have a strong and sensitive reflection on your belly.

I've studied a lot for that exam but when I discovered that I did not pass it I felt really bad, my stomach dropped and for the next couple of days I wasn't able to get some sleep.

by matiespeter April 2, 2016

STOLAT

A Polish Toast:

May you live a hundred years.

The Polish patriarch raised his glass to the newly turned teenager and exclaimed: "Stolat".

by Stolat Jardis February 20, 2008

Stomaci

A very stupid person or item. Can be applied to anything. Originally, Stomaci was the outcome of a failed attempt to urinate "stomach ache" on the pavement.

"What the fuck is 'stomaci'?!" - Matt Lovato

by Heyjey of Suburbia January 11, 2008

Iron Stomach

Having a stomach that can handle spoiled food or drink and not be affected by it

Joe ate some pizza this morning from several nights ago that was left out, and on top that he also ate some cereal with spoiled milk and did not get sick, he has an iron stomach

by kickerfx4 March 8, 2009

candy stomach

when you're hungry and fill up on candy instead of real food.

i hadn't eaten all day, and john brought in that costco bag of skittles. now i have candy stomach. It Pangs!!

by Vincent_ April 25, 2008

stomach bulge

When a dick is so fucking massive that it causes a bulge on the exterior of one’s stomach when deep inside.

My cock is definitely bigger, dude, I gave Jennifer a stomach bulge last weekend!
I want a cock so big it can give someone a stomach bulge!

by Wafou! May 18, 2022