close the store for you

I'll buy you anything you want. Money is not an object!; boastful flaunting

Tomorrow at Noon, we're going to Victoria's, and you can have whatever you want! I've called ahead and requested they close the store for you!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 20, 2021

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storecerer

A flattering euphemism for a clerk. A shop-dwelling peon, particularly one whose interests include magic, fantasy or science fiction.

Comic Shop Patron #1 (to the Comic Shop Clerk): I see you've acquired a signed copy of "David Boring", you are quite the storecerer.

Game Shop Patron #1 (to the Game Shop Clerk): Glad to see you've purged the shop of all D&D versions greater than or equal to 3.5.
Game Shop Clerk: I think it's what The Gygax would've wanted.
Game Shop Patron #2: You, sir, are a mighty storecerer!

by Quux February 24, 2011

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Street's Closed

To stop talking about something.

Did you see what he did?
Nah man quit talking about it, street's closed.

by yungMilkMan May 7, 2019

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Take (HIm/Her/Them) to Walnut Street!

the action of cold shouldering former friends or affiliates due to a non-amicable severance of ties. Usually acted out by adults of religious organizations and high school students.

1. I went to church this morning and got Taken to Walnut Street! Nobody talked to me all morning.
2. (girl 1) My boyfriend dumped me! (girl 2) If he comes crawling back, Take him to Walnut Street!
3. Several church members have left us due to differences of opinion with things going on within the organization, so if you see any of these people in day-to-day life, Take (Him/Her/Them) to Walnut Street!

by Billy Jean Snotmylover August 1, 2012

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