stoosed

To be subjected to a poor situation or be victim of a bad event. Similar to smoked, messed up, thrashed, rocked, bashed.

Man, you got stoosed! (After being spit on)

by Paul Chua November 7, 2006

stooned

When you're so high you can't even say stoned

"Dude, my ass is stooned"

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 22, 2016

spooted

A word derived accidentally from a typo of the spelling of spotted. Often used to describe someone wealthy who misplaced their money or is having trouble relocating it.

"Greg spooted his money."
"He is SO spooted."
"He's my little spooted." =)

by eM* April 12, 2005

spooted

when someone spits into your asshole and you fart it back out into someone else's mouth.

she spit in my ass and i spooted it into her friends mouth and she ate it.

by spootbooty December 19, 2018

stoofed

to be so full that you still are in a lesser but still substantial form of agony an hour or more later.

Omar: Are you still stuffed guy?

Teddy: Uh did you look at the clock? It's been an hour and a half bra. I'm fuckin stoofed!

Omar: nye...very nye.

by provider44 January 16, 2010

spooted

When a woman thinks she has to poot and they shit in there pants, the female version of sharted.

As most women say...they don't fart, they poot.

My wife said we need to leave the party because she just spooted.

by heminow? June 5, 2007

Smooted

To leave town without saying goodbye to anybody, to slide out without a phone call, text, even a facebook message...

"She smooted her ass out of town"
"She smooted away, without saying a word!"

by zimzimmerrr August 25, 2011