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Stonker

this is the stinkiest fart that is ever possible. there is nothing worse than getting a whiff of a stonker. some say hittler used stonkers as his most effective weapon in the second world war.
for more effect, they can be called eggy stonkers
guy 1="awhhh sickkkk that guy just did a serious stonker"
guy 2= "thats one eggy stonker"
by mokeykenlon May 8, 2008
mugGet the Stonkermug.

Plinky stonker

Something that does not exist, used for asking someone if they have it.
"Do you have the plinky stonker?"
"No, what's that?"
"Guess you don't have it."
by I have sex daily July 9, 2021
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Raging stonker

A prolonged boner of the raging variety.
Can be used interchangably with
Stonking rager.
Christ love, that Jeremy Corbyn press release gave me a raging stonker.
by Infinite-empire June 30, 2018
mugGet the Raging stonkermug.

Throbbing Stonker

A massive erect penis so engorged with blood it throbs.
Jane: My god thats a beast!!

Frank: Throbbing Stonker!!
by Dombadger October 27, 2010
mugGet the Throbbing Stonkermug.

Plinky stonker

It’s absolutely nothing. A made up word that no one in the universe knows the definition of. Often, it’s used in confusion spells and hymns cast by hallucinogenic cult leaders.
by Jakainn July 9, 2021
mugGet the Plinky stonkermug.

Stonker

A person that tries to make money out of everything
Ed just seriously sold all his blankets, what a Stonker
by SUCCO69 April 7, 2020
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Stonker

A feeling where you cringe at someone cringing. This can normally be due to an extraneous portrayed facial expression that doesn't relate to something being cringe at all.
"This dude is so cringe" (×_×)
"Just stop dude... you're a stonker"
by Sir Theodore December 1, 2020
mugGet the Stonkermug.

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