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The most famous line from the 1999 hit "Office Space" starring Ron Livingston and directed by Mike Judge. Milton Waddams utters the phrase right after Bill Lumbergh takes his stapler from his desk. The phrase has become a hit amongst internet pop culture.
I believe you have my stapler
by Yeggi June 1, 2006
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sTEAping

Deep in thought, contemplating, considering.
Abel: what are you sTEAping about?
Cain: oh nothing...
by Justkindahere November 16, 2019
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staph

Just another way to over-pronounce 'stop'. Usually used in non-serious situations, typically, this word gets dragged out and yelled at other people and/or things.
Example one:
P1: Call me daddy! *Moans loudly*
P2: Fucking STAPH!

Example two:
Phone: *Freezes on Pornhub*
P1: Phone... Don't do this to me.
Phone: *Unfreezes only to malfunction and play the audio out loud on full volume*
P1: STAPH! NooooOOOO!
by Golf Daddii July 11, 2017
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chillin steadiez

maintaining a level of laziness, chillin', chillaxin', relaxin', doing nothin, lazin' around, being lazy, just havin fun....
dan and steve were at adams house chillin stediez
by Mames September 23, 2003
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Stapler

A tool used for shooting someone with small pieces of metal. To make this look unsuspicious, many children will use it to connect papers together. A sure way to annoy your teacher
Earlier today, a teacher handed out tests to all of her students. Moments later, an ambulance was called because of mulitple metal staples shot into the teacher's back from staplers found sitting in empty desks. No children were found.
by HalloweenShadow September 23, 2005
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seapoon

a fictional animal that is commonly found on sheets along with other fictional animals whos names start with a letter of the alphabet to teach young children how to spell in bed.
why the fuck does you sheet-door have an animal called seapoon on it.
by boobs mcgee June 1, 2005
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staplin'

Repairing the crotch area of your pants with a stapler while wearing them.
Jason attempted to sit indian-style three times before he ripped a hole in his pants and spent the afternoon staplin'.
by Mike Payne March 24, 2008
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