startlefuck

When you are suddenly and unexpectedly entered by someone with a full-blown erection.

To startlefuck a person right, you can’t let on that you are plotting anything.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2018

Startle

(Vb.) to move or jump suddenly (as in surprise or alarm).

The Amber Alert startled everyone in their sleep.

by Rackoben February 15, 2019

scarlet starlet

A stunningly beautiful and promiscuous woman.

"I'm your little scarlet, starlet singing in the garden / Kiss me on my open mouth / Ready for you" --Lana Del Rey
"Scarlet Starlet and she's in my bed" -Red Hot Chili Peppers

by LRivs October 15, 2013

I believe you have my stapler

The most famous line from the 1999 hit "Office Space" starring Ron Livingston and directed by Mike Judge. Milton Waddams utters the phrase right after Bill Lumbergh takes his stapler from his desk. The phrase has become a hit amongst internet pop culture.

I believe you have my stapler

by Yeggi June 1, 2006

Full Sharples

Whilst ill or hungover you sit on the toilet to empty your bowels, then out of nowhere your are sick all over the floor.

"I was so drunk last night I woke up and totally did a full sharples!"

by Bozohawks December 18, 2011

Startle The Witch

A phrase originating from the video game Left 4 Dead that is to perform an action or say something that instantly transforms your good woman (wifey) from herself to a raving, dangerous banshee.

Jon: Lisa's freaking out man! I don't know what to do!

Pat: What did you do?

Jon: All I said was that I needed a little space.

Pat: Saying shit like that will ALWAYS startle the witch.

by undecided1 January 1, 2009

Starlee

Starlee's are an extremely rare species of homosapien, though it is highly disputed among experts that this stunning and unique being is not even from this world. This beautiful creature often worries more than they ought to but despite the fact is often optimistic, trusting that the Universe will see them through. Equipped with a dazzling grin often accompanied by smiling eyes, this being works hard and has admirable ethics and character. Very creative and spectacular in the artistic fields. Loyal to a fault, this creature is loved on some scale by every person they meet, as it is impossible to put "hate" and "Starlee" in the same sentence. Starlee's are capable of great things, they need only trust in themselves and listen to the whispers of their compassionate & loving hearts.

Person #1 : "In today's day and age it's so hard to find a respectable role model."

Person # 2 : "Really? What about a Starlee?"

Person # 1 : "That's right! They are so rare I had almost forgotten!"

by Ruka-Sempai June 30, 2010