Stapled

To be extremely excited for an upcoming event or activity.

Dude, I'm so stapled for that concert on Friday night!
stoked

pumped

by beeeeepbooooop14564 June 21, 2011

stalled one

cunnilingus performed by simply sticking out ones' tongue & not moving it

I was far too drunk to perform sexually, so she mounted my face & I busted out with the always exciting stalled one.

by Bob Boston May 9, 2003

Stapled Earrings

The act of taking a staple gun and stapling the pussy shut, but then fucking it back open. Once open, reach inside, and search for the bloody staples. Then demand that she wear them as earrings and such.

Yuri: Woah, those earrings stink! And they look trashy.
Hamly: Yeah, my boyfriend gave me these stapled earrings last week.

by tornHorse February 28, 2011

Staled

A meme that becomes old or dead.

Mr. Anal: Damn, these dat boi memes are amazing!

Mr. Shit: Shut the fuck up, Todd. That meme is totally staled.

by The Master of Memes August 25, 2016

Stapled

Getting mugged off

Man u got stapled unlucky

by Anonionymous March 31, 2017

staledurags

a spam page on ig that is weird asf but is savage AF. he belongs on world star!

yeah i used to follow staledurags but not anymore he’s cool but too SAVAGE AF for me!

by Thatotherguy123 December 6, 2020

Stailed

When an object/person is in a stationary position and gets shifted accidentally from that position by another object/person.

"I was just standing there, and I got stailed!"

by seltzersquid August 9, 2022