Screaming turtle head

A fart when an urgent need to poop is felt.

As he cramped near the toilet, Juan heard a screaming turtle head!

by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016

Jim Morrison Scream

A trademark of Jim Morrison. Heard in songs such as "Light My Fire" it is an absolute embodiment and representation of the legend. When performed correctly, the performer will take a deep breath, and then let out a very low, raspy, almost gasp-like shout that will sound like they've been a lifetime smoker. Popular among annoyances and pranksters, letting out a Jim Morrison scream during a family prayer without warning will guarentee a laugh 100% of the time.

My family and I were sitting down to eat our Thanksgiving turkey, and while we were praying, I just randomly let out a Jim Morrison scream, FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

by Stewy D June 22, 2011

screaming jimmy

Term used to describe 2-stroke Detroit Diesel engines (i.e. 6-71) known for their distinctive tones and volume. Detroit Diesel was a division of General Motors, hence "Jimmy"

Trucker #1- "Dang ol' sum bitch's trucks louder than sin!"
Trucker #2- "Boy howdy! I reckon he's got a screaming jimmy in that pig"

by Chet McPherson II June 17, 2011

midnight scream

A Michigan State University tradition where every night during finals week, students open their windows exactly at midnight and scream their lungs out for a few minutes to relieve stress and express their angst about the finals they have taken/still have to take.

*weeknight during finals week*
Student 1: "Dude, it's 11:59! Open the window, it's almost time for the midnight scream!"
*window is opened*
*12:00am hits*
Students all across campus: "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHFUCKFINALSWTHIHATEFINALSWEEKUWUOMGAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

by JacquelineTheSpartan December 16, 2011

Screaming Multiple Orgasm On The Beach

n. A mixed drink. A mix of a Screaming Multiple Orgasm and a Sex On The Beach. If you put too much Peachtree Schnapps in, the drink is very bad.

Ingredients:
1 1/2 oz Bailey's Irish Cream
1 1/2 oz Amaretto
1 oz Malibu rum
1/2 oz Triple sec
1 oz Midori melon liqueur
1 oz Peachtree schnapps
2 oz Club soda

Mixing instructions:
Fill glass 1/2 full with ice. Add all liquers and speed shake. Top with club soda.

You should have seen the reaction I got from the bartender when I asked for a Screaming Multiple Orgasm On The Beach.

by Dan Weyandt December 31, 2007

Seaman's Fingers

The ripe fishy smell of stank puss on your fingers after finger banging a girl with a yeast infection, her period or suffering from just general uncleanliness.

I finger fucked Carla last night and she left me with Seaman's Fingers.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

Screaming Barfies

A term used mostly by ice climbers to describe the feeling of having your hands go numb only to come back to feeling with extreme pain. The terminology coming from when your hands are coming back to feeling you want to scream and barf at the same time.

I was climbing that sick WI5 but when I got to the top I had a nasty case of the screaming barfies.

by nthpro January 20, 2007