Squatch

Verb: A really intense hug that lasts just long enough for both parties to feel better

Looks like you need a squatch.

Thank you for that squatch.

by Lunathehomelessrose July 16, 2016

Squatch

The name for the dried semen that accrues in the hair and the beard-hairs of truckers who've been hanging out at truck-stop glory holes.

"Hey brother, you got some SQUATCH in your beard, you'd better wash that out"

by passiveoppressive October 21, 2013

Squatch

Derived from "sasquatch." Pretty much just a rugged ass man. As of right now the main example of a squatch is Rick Ross. Another term that describes squatch is the male version of "ratchet." Iced out, and tatted up individual.

"Damn check out Ross shirtless on BET!"
"Nigga's squatchin."

by SquatchZilla October 13, 2012

Squatch

Dirty STD infested vagina

"Shaun has been real desperate lately, so desperate he fucked that little squatch downstairs in Apartment C, now he's got scabies, warts and the HIV."

by That girl at Perfect March 2, 2009

Squatch

Squatting to take a shit in the woods like Sasquatch (Bigfoot).

When I was out hiking I had to squatch one on the trail.

by mizrabull September 30, 2003

SQUATCH

(n) Term used mainly in the west coast California, often meaning "get the fuck out" or "be gone".

*Girl - Yo let me get an ounce of that KUSH for a BJ
*Boy - Nah, squatch bitch

by A1SAUCY December 29, 2014

Squatch

1. Someone who is rude or bullies others. Especially in the Duke Cannon Lodge.

2. A derogatory term for somebody who uses Dr. Squatch.

Hey Dude! Your being rude to my friend, your such a Squatch!

by CNA Monster January 29, 2021