SQUATCH

(n) Term used mainly in the west coast California, often meaning "get the fuck out" or "be gone".
*Girl - Yo let me get an ounce of that KUSH for a BJ
*Boy - Nah, squatch bitch
by A1SAUCY December 30, 2014
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SQUATCH

The soft mound of flesh where the majority of pubic hair can be found. Typically found only on the human female.
1) That chic has got the hairiest Squatch i have ever seen.
2) That chic loves to be dick smacked on the Squatch.
by Just Todd... November 23, 2006
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Squatch

The patchy hair that grows on the nape of the neck where hairline begins to fade away.

The squatch is often messy in appearance, due to the thinner, patchy hair, and trimmed away to provide a sharper hairline on the back of the neck.
“Hey man you need a haircut. Your squatch is looking pretty bad.”

“Hey babe, can you give me a squatch rub?”
by MaGiC48x January 13, 2022
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Entering wild lands in search of evidence for the Sasquatch, The legendary bigfoot, a large bipedal primate sighted in many parts of the USA.
Let's go squatching.
by Frank Vincent Lauria December 11, 2008
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Squatching

The act of taking a photgraph of an unexpecting person fairly far away so as to give the appearance/idea of the famous Big Foot photo.
I was squatching that kid, he looked so unexpecting in the photo.
by Marty2694 May 29, 2012
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A term to describe a disturbingly hairy vagina. The word squatch derives from the mythical beast the Sasquatch.
Dude, i was about to tap that hot chick from the store. But she took her pants off and i saw that squatch and ran.
by Dextin July 31, 2011
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Verb: A really intense hug that lasts just long enough for both parties to feel better
Looks like you need a squatch.

Thank you for that squatch.
by Lunathehomelessrose July 16, 2016
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