spacktard

A spastic retard

Sean is a spacktard.

by Paul January 22, 2004

Spunktastic

Something or someone worthy of being the subject of a person's oneristic tendencies. Something or someone worth wanking over.

"Her baps are spunktastic"

by Machtzu October 18, 2004

spacktard

like a retard.

but with extra spasticness.

well, anyone could be a spacktard. but in this case, it's you.

by lordblunkey May 15, 2005

punktarded

When one is not educated in the genre of punk rock.

Ugh, Jaime is so punktarded. He thought the Misfits were the weird kids in school.

by johnnyRotten. February 4, 2009

spacktardaloid

1. A retarded spastic mongaloid.

2. Someone with a serious syndrome.

3. Matt Damon

Hah! That kid shit his pants, what a spacktardaloid!!

by RowlandRat November 10, 2009

Spantard

Someone who can speak English, but randomly starts speaking Spanish to an all English crowd because they think it makes them look cool.

Phillip: Hey dude, what's up?

Luke: Dijiste que eron cabronas!

*Walks away*

Jon: Man, that guy is such a fucking spantard.

by Bob_Dole_ January 26, 2010

spacktard

A mix of the words spacker and retard used against sum one who acts as if they are disabled.

Retard:Abuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!
Rob:Hew man, stop bein a spacktard.
Retard: I canit help it, im an inbred!

by Bryanttie April 6, 2009