splinching

Splinching occurs in the planning process when a plan that is being transformed into reality is missing critical elements. Often these are important legal requirements that were put in the plan to mitigate proposed impacts and to make a bad plan pass review with strong opposition. The result often end in dire consequences. Somethings can be fixed, but often there is a mess, and the develpers often wiggle out of them, or ignor the reqirements, because they will be much less pressure to enforce them once the plan is adopted. The problem is often exasperated when when the developer runs out of money and goes bankrupt.

Splinching also occurs during apparition process between when a wizard disparates (disappears) and apparates (appears some where else). Splinching is the unintended spliting of the wizard and results in an incomplete wizard. To undo the problem the Ministry's Accidental Magic Reversal Squad is required.

Activist one: This plan is going through some serious splinching problems. They aren't putting in the environmental safe guards like they promised, and the water coming out of here looks like an LSD experience.

Activist two: Where's the County's Accidental Magic Reversal Squad when you need it.

Activist three: There sound asleep in the bed of the developers.

by mlhiss March 29, 2008

splinched

to be separated.
a reference from Harry Potter, when someone is splinched, some part of their body is split apart because they did not apparate correctly.

:

"man, my smiley face got splinched"

by nungababy February 4, 2009

Spinchter Slurpee

When whip cream is injected into the anus and a straw is used to removed the dirty whip cream from the recipients anus

Guy: Hey babe can I get a sphincter slurpee for desert tonight
Girl: sure honey, get the whip cream into my anus

Guy: I’ll make sure to get it all out

Spinchter Slurpee

by Clear Spring Squad July 3, 2018

Spinch

A bisexual soft boy who often wears green.

Can be used both affectionately and/or an insult; depends on the context.

"Did you see Connie earlier?"
"He's totally a spinch."
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Person: "Hey Spinch!"
Spinch: "Not again..."

by eviethe24 December 15, 2022

scrinch

A mixture of twisting or scrunching something. Can also be used as a pretty good insult.

“He scrinched his nose up.”
“Who’s that scrinch over there?”

by Luke Scrinch February 18, 2020

spritcher

Someone who walks in on people whilst they are performing a sexual act, either by accident or on purpose.

Get out the room, man! We're in the middle of some raunchy sex. Dude, you're such a spritcher!

by Horny Dawny July 3, 2006

Sphinchronized

When 2 people's bowel movements have aligned to the same general time.

"My best friend and I have known each other so long that even our morning dumps have sphinchronized"

by SixSpeed July 26, 2017