Super Spreader

Either a large, crowded event at which COVID-19 easily spreads or a single, asymptomatic COVID-19 positive individual who liberally infects personal contacts.

Hey, you goin' to the party tonite?
Nope. I just got my COVID results back. I'm totally positive, yet completely asymptomatic; turns out I'm a Super Spreader..Heading to a Campaign Rally!

by YAWA July 4, 2020

Leg Spreader

An apartment or condo, inhabited by a bachelor, specifically designed to woo unsuspecting ladies to spend the night.

1# Did you see Hans' new place? He's going to get some in no time!

2# Yeah, its a real leg spreader.

by billy marsh December 14, 2009

shit spreader

(n). One who tells others blatant lies, untruths about someone else, usually in an attempt to ruin a person's reputation. One who gossips behind someone's back and then acts as if nothing happened. see also manure salesman.

Yo, Maria, let's blow from this party. I just saw Pete, he's a major shit spreader.

by boggler December 28, 2005

super-spreader

not a person you'd want to become a close contact because s/he is highly contagious

Joe: Did you hear the news about 700 comic-con attendees got quarantined?
Don: I heard that one badass super-spreader was there yesterday.
Joe: I was there and we're both doomed!

by timlight April 26, 2020

cheek spreader

An injury that occurs while landing a skateboard trick with one foot on the ground and the other on a skateboard that is still moving at a high rate of speed. The results are extremely painfull.

That kid was trying a tre flip down that four set and busted a cheek spreader.

by freestyle dave July 7, 2005

Seed Spreader

Guy who has unprotected Sex with multiple girls (either at the same time or over a period of time) causing multiple births with different mothers. He may or may not be aware of the offspring. Also known as Johnny Seed Spreader

Sarah, you stay away from Josh he is a known Seed Spreader and has at least four babies and that's just the one's I know.

by Gearls March 6, 2009

Chocolate Spreader

Someone who stirs shit

Felicia your such a fucking chocolate spreader.

by Anony:) March 22, 2020