softball

where girls kick ass

playing their hardest and wining

by jesse koepal September 14, 2004

softball

Softball is the best female sport there is! It's where the prettiest and hottest girls play and the perfect girlfriends for baseball players. if you don't have a softball player as a girlfriend you're messing up right now.

Dang I need a softball girlfriend

by ryan mendoza October 20, 2013

sportsballing

the act of participating either competitively or noncompetitively in an athletic based endeavor occasionally with other humans that usually involves spherical devices but also doesn’t have to because all sports deserve equal representation including ribbon dancing and roshambo.

Let's go sportsballing; we have a new baseball glove to break in.

by iron horse brewery September 18, 2018

Ohio spitball

The sexual act of performing a blow job, pretending to swallow, kissing one'a partner, and spitting their semen back into their mouth.

I'm so mad at my girlfriend, she ohio spitballed me last night.

by far-gone September 10, 2014

spitball

The most ingenious projectile weapon known to man. Commonly created by taking a small piece of paper that had been balled and moistened in the mouth, placing a thin tube to the lips (such as a plastic straw or broken pen), and blowing so that the projectile passes through the tube at a high velocity until impacting in a vivid display of saliva. Over the years, the spitball has become one of the greatest threats to teachers, school administrators, nerds, and obese girls everywhere. Attempts have been made to limit the spread of this dangerous weapon, but the spitball remains prevalent because of how easy it is to create, use, and conceal.

"Oh man, Justin hit Allie in the ear with a spitball. The teacher is still trying to find out who did it!"

"Ha ha... my Dad told me about how he used to shoot spitballs into nerds' eyeglasses. That weapon is timeless."

by little geek January 28, 2006

sportaflop

A sexual act in which the male partner proceeds to ejaculate onto the other partner's face whilst exclaiming: "MMMMMmmmMMMmm... Creamy!"

"Who did you expect?, Sportaflop?"

-Robby Rotten, 1095 – 1291

by Robby Rotton is Waluigi November 29, 2016

Softball Thicc

A girl that is in the middle, she not skinny, but has some fat.

Softball thicc is like the goldilocks and the 3 bears, the girl is the porridge thats just right.

by Baby Chara August 10, 2019