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Spitter Baby 

When an extraordinarily fat woman (usually black) can't get pregnant by traditional means, she employs the assistance of a homosexual gynecologist. Said gynecologist will then fellate (suck off) the baby daddy until the gynecologists mouth is full of black seed. The gynecologist will then spit the fresh load into his hand and fist the patient until she is inseminated. This is the most common method of artificial insemination in the South.
OJ was really busy at work this week. He had an open house pregnancy seminar for the morbidly obese at his clinic. He sucked off at least a dozen men and made 1 Spitter Baby. The other 11 didn't take because he swallowed.

Spitter splatter

When you’re high, every time you laugh spit comes out.

Might spit food and juice out
Don’t smoke with that nigga, he a spitter splatter .

spitter-spatter 

1. the continuous explosive noise as made by gunfire.
2. the rapid, tapping noise of rain.
We heard the spitter-spatter of both gunfire and rain.
spitter-spatter by uttam maharjan November 21, 2010

spitter milking 

the action of spitting in someone’s ass while milk leaks from your genitalia
last night i was spitter milking your mom as she played with my left nut
spitter milking by skyduo0623 April 11, 2022

sand spitter

All middle eastern people. A derogatory word referring to a ethnicity that has come from or lives in dessert like countries.
It seems like every liquor store in this town is owned by a sand spitter.
sand spitter by Ball333 November 17, 2013

Sheriff Shit-spitter

An annoying person who wants to be a police officer but in reality the only thing they can do is direct traffic in parking lots without being asked to.
Ashley: Hey why is that lady standing in front of cars motioning them to go by in the mall parking lot?

Dan: Oh that's just Sheriff Shit-spitter.
Sheriff Shit-spitter by Fcfd91 January 5, 2018