Modern mother who prefers medicated hospital birth, bottle feeding/part time breastfeeding, disposable diapers, crib sleeping, etc. One who follows the advice of established medical authority; often tend to be working moms who rely on modern products for convenience and time management.
by silkymama April 18, 2010
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man 1: 'are u finished in there yet?'
man 2: 'no, gonna be a little while longer, i got a spiky poo lodged in me ringpiece'
man 2: 'no, gonna be a little while longer, i got a spiky poo lodged in me ringpiece'
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A large, living, serpent like poop covered in bloody spikes. It slithers around and spikes people to devour them. It usually comes out when people eat too many baconburgers or donuts. Also, it can come of a stale hot pocket that isn't cleaned out.
by Mr. Ornelas September 14, 2017
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Buc Nasty: Man you oughtta take that cane and beat whoever made that suit to death.
Pit Bull: Why don't you vacuum that coat, man?
Silky Johnson: Well, well, well! the most diabolical haters this side of the Mississippi. Buc Nasty, what can I say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afganistan? It looks bombed out and depleted. And of course the so-called "Beautiful." Why don't you click your heels together three times and go back to Africa? And as for you, Boss Hogg, very insulting what you said about my coat. It's made out of your mother's pubic hair. Quite shitty.
Beautiful: Silky mink made out of 100% rat ass!
Silky Johnson: That of course was Beautiful talking. Beautiful on the weekends does stunts for Little Richard in gay movies.
Pit Bull: Why don't you vacuum that coat, man?
Silky Johnson: Well, well, well! the most diabolical haters this side of the Mississippi. Buc Nasty, what can I say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afganistan? It looks bombed out and depleted. And of course the so-called "Beautiful." Why don't you click your heels together three times and go back to Africa? And as for you, Boss Hogg, very insulting what you said about my coat. It's made out of your mother's pubic hair. Quite shitty.
Beautiful: Silky mink made out of 100% rat ass!
Silky Johnson: That of course was Beautiful talking. Beautiful on the weekends does stunts for Little Richard in gay movies.
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