SPIF

To smack ones penis in the face of another. Less homosexual alternative to T-Bagging, when used towards the same gender. Generally applied towards a drunken aquaintance during a dare.

"Hey, I double-dog dare you to T-Bag Vinnie right now!"

"Aw, I would, but he passed out with his mouth closed. OH COOL I CAN SPIFF THAT MO'FUCKA. SCORE"

by IvyLeagueBiaatch May 05, 2008

spif

another way of saying spiffy or nifty...an expression of happiness...originated from new england

"That new skirt is SO SPIF!"

"I aced my math quiz! spif!"

by Sarah Mae~THE COOLEST PERSON EVER March 06, 2005

Spiffing

Old english word, used by Upper Classes (Private school types, Rugby Players, heirs etc.) to describe something or someone who absolutely brilliant cannot be exceeded.

"Hugos a jolly good shot!"
"Yes! That old chap is spiffing with a shotgun"

by Flossyyyy July 29, 2015

Spiffed

The action of being spiffy.

Man thats spiffed.

by Matt June 30, 2003

Spiffing

(Spiffing) so fucking good its untrue u thick fuckers

reel big fish are spiffing

by Lozsmith January 19, 2004

Spiffing

Spiffing, or to spiff is to have sexual intercourse with your partner/person and leave either the person, or area in a mess.

Wow this room is a mess, somebody must have been spiffing!

by brokenvanity August 17, 2010

spiffed

to give or receive oral sex

i got spiffed last night

by uncle mitchell November 18, 2004