Sph

1. False, Faux, Not true. ~ "That statement is Sph" (agg)

2. Sarcastic, Crass, Deliberately missinformative

"I love going to the movies" - Sph(ed) Jenny

by Hal January 27, 2004

SPH

Score Pointing Honours

Someone who is good at kissing ass, while being smart with an 80 % average.

Person 1: What did you get on the math test?

Person 2: 80%

Person 1: SPH!!!

by S.S. - V.S. April 28, 2011

SPH

Small penis humiliation, a fetish people are into (usually men, in rare cases... trans women), where they get off by someone calling their dick small and/or holding up their pinky, or making the "tiny" gesture with their hand.

Drake: I'm into SPH

Meek: shut up small dick bitch

Drake: *cums*

by lesbiangex221 June 10, 2025

Sphincter Sinatra

one that loves to break wind and will do so anytime or anywhere (like a crooner that breaks into song in an old 40’s musical)

“Dude, plug that blow hole. Nobody wants to wants to hear your ‘Summer Wind’. Don’t be a sphincter Sinatra.”

by goose_on_a_roof October 11, 2020

Sphinctacular

An anus that is extremely tight and grips any object inserted into it.

My mistresses ass is sphinctacular compared to my wife's gape.

by Woodbilly July 20, 2012

Sphincter Swirl

When a person stimulates another person's anus with their tongue in a circular motion.

DId you give her the ole Sphincter Swirl last night? I sure did!

by Newfie blogger January 3, 2019

Twitney Spheres

This may resemble Britney Spears because it's based on her. It refers to any talentless hack who doesn't deserve success and adulation, even while doing whatever shameless thing it takes to command unwarranted attention and/or stay in the public eye.

"Oh, Kanye, stop pouting about not winning all those awards. You're acting like a Twitney Spheres."

by wheezer04041966 January 1, 2008