Hal's definitions

bare

bare means slightly too much of.

the cupboard was bare

i got attacked by a bare.

"i think we should cut down to the bare essentials"

by Hal June 11, 2003

brown round

the anus,butthole,poop shoot, turd shoot,shit shoot,brown eye,asshole, turd squirter,shit extruder,bung hole,corn hole,pipe layer,rear entrance,out door, third hole,stink hole, hershey hole,

Susie's thong is wedged so far up her ass you can see her brown round.

by hal February 27, 2004

yarn

Fibre. Natural or synthetic, for example wool, nylon. Often found as one continuous thread bound into a ball, used for knitting.

"the damn kittens got my ball of yarn! how am i going to knit my leg warmers now!"

by hal October 13, 2003

RicheyJames

misanthrope, curmudgeon, Bad Tempered Young Man

I was going to wish you happy birthday but I was afraid I might get RicheyJamesed for it.

by hal September 16, 2004

cod

A smelly female. Relating to her private area.

I pulled this Hal (look up Hal) and she was a right Cod!

by Hal March 24, 2003

Dipako

1.(Di'PaK.o')In ~ and or refrence to the 'Iatola of Rock an' Rolla'

2.(DiP.Ak(c)o) A hybrid Mexican tabacco cross breeded with Mc'Donalds Sweet n' Sour Sauce.

1.Sph"If anyone knows; Dipako does."

2./Ath// ~ Mark decided to purchase some Dipako.

by Hal January 27, 2004

j spot

Often confused with the G spot except that the j spot doesn't exist a lot.

dear bliss magazine,
Where's my j spot? my friends say they don't exist but my mum say's that she has one.

by Hal June 11, 2003