Hal's definitions

snail trail

seminal fluid or vaginal fluid left on undergarments, clothing or surfaces resulting in the appearance of secretions left by snails during locomotion.

Julie was so aroused last night that she left a snail trail on the bed sheets.

by hal February 5, 2004

ignorocracy

1)Any form of government by and for the ignorant.
2)Any democracy in which more people vote to be on the 'winning team' than vote out of any actual education on the issues at stake.

Pax Americana. The modern American empire.

by Hal October 4, 2004

mechudo

The "AfroMonkey", one who has grown out alot of hair

he is a mechudo

by Hal April 24, 2004

coolic

A variation of the word cool. Only a very amount of people would even use this word due to the fact that it sounds idiotic when said.

Wow Steve, your car sure is coolic.

by hal August 24, 2003

bare

bare means slightly too much of.

the cupboard was bare

i got attacked by a bare.

"i think we should cut down to the bare essentials"

by Hal June 11, 2003

Dipako

1.(Di'PaK.o')In ~ and or refrence to the 'Iatola of Rock an' Rolla'

2.(DiP.Ak(c)o) A hybrid Mexican tabacco cross breeded with Mc'Donalds Sweet n' Sour Sauce.

1.Sph"If anyone knows; Dipako does."

2./Ath// ~ Mark decided to purchase some Dipako.

by Hal January 27, 2004

walls

They are primarily used to separate rooms.

i would be able to go into the next room, if it wasn't for this wall.

by Hal June 11, 2003