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Spearfishing

n. The act of copulating. It is used metaphorically in which the spear symbolizes the falice and the fish symbolizes the female genitalia.
"I went spearfishing last night."
"I speared the fish last night."
"My dad and I went spearfishing together last weekend."
by T Castillo August 15, 2007
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Spurf

It's sort of like 'Fuck' in that it can be a noun or verb, turned into an adjective or adverb, and always works as an interjection.
After taking her out to a fine $6.99 Golden Corrall Steak Buffet dinner, a brotha could have at least expected a spurf from that beeotch.

Spurf! I guess I be yo baby's momma's momma

That betta not be spurf on my cheetos.

Sometimes, late at night, when I'm all alone, I think about that time in the Turkish prison when the Bala brothers took turns spurfing me until passed out
by Strong Bad October 2, 2003
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Sperf

The sperm of a smurf. Plain and simple.
Look at all that blue shit on that bitches face! She got sperf all over her!
by Spachalu March 15, 2011
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Spearfish

1. a shitty ass boring town
2. what indians do
i hate spearfish
indians used to spearfish
by foxyracer_198 March 6, 2009
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splurf

Splurf: n., originally the sound associated with removing the smelly remains of a smurf that you stepped on from the bottom of your shoe; it is commonly connected with an unpleasant and tedious task.
“I don’t do that splurf!,” “Not that splurf again!”
by bobknob October 2, 2006
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sperf

word used to describe a puertorican when one is in the presence of puertoricans, instead of using the obviously deregotory term spic.
(scene in crowded nyc mcdonald's)
white boy #1- check out that sperf with the air jordans.
white boy #2- yeah. well check out the one with the crazy look on his face.
by g-ring May 5, 2007
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splurfing

or 'splurfing the web'

To describe when the control of your computer has been temporarily usurped by your balls, resulting in the subconscious browsing of attractive people via social networking sites.
"Man, half an hour ago i was reading about the shark-finning situation in asia, and all of a sudden i regained consciousness with a semi, looking at photo 97/105 of an album entitled "mallorca hols 2010", by a woman i don't even know!"

"damned privacy settings cost me 20 mins of splurfing time"
by Mr Mange September 2, 2013
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