Spaff

1) cum basically

2) When you have some unknown mixture on you and someone points it out

1) I spaffed all over her fat mouth last night

2) Dude, you got a bit of spaff on your shirt

by Ja-mmin April 24, 2005

Spaff

Noun. Ejaculate. Most commonly used in the forums of internet community Project Rockstar. While it is generally found in its noun form, it can also be used as an exclamation, in asterisks to denote an action, upon reading something which might cause the production of spaff to occur.
Also: Ladyspaff. The female equivalent of spaff.

"My bra's far too tight. I might have to take it off."

"*SPAFF!*"

by Biscuit Buscemi October 2, 2005

Spaff

another work for cum or the act of cunning

I Spaffed in her hair, she wasn't happy

by big bob roberts jr the third September 25, 2009

Spaff

Short for spaffer

He’s a proper spaff

by CJ_XXXrayXXX October 3, 2018

Spaff

the act of ejaculaction

i tell a lie i did spaff on her tits

by badman April 3, 2003

Spaff

also known as wordspunk/word, wordjizz/word, wordbaby batter/word, wordcum/word, wordspooge/word or wordman juice/word

if you spaff on my face ONCE MORE, i'm gonna get really angry

by lizie May 1, 2003

Spaff

To metaphorically ejaculate over something incredibally good, or to be pleased to hear some good news. - or used as a term to physically ejaculate.

I Spaffed on her face/tits/bumhole!

by Slipknot Mike June 18, 2006