smorgasboard

When a place serves a wide array of different foods

There was a smorgasboard at school today.

by Scarf ace December 13, 2015

Smorgasbord

smor-gas-bord; noun.

A game similar to beer pong. Using fifteen cups, the first two rows, three cups total, are to be filled with shots; typically Vitali or Svedka. The next two rows are to be filled with beer. The last and longest row is filled with champagne or wine.

"Playing smorgasbord all night at onderland.. down to come?"
"Dunno, bro.. I always get way too smashed."

by Crashgasm November 1, 2009

smorgasbord

1. A large variety or things

2. A buffet meal with many hot and cold foods

Cobain: "I'm not a smorgasbord"

by Bryan Hunt February 13, 2007

smorgasbord

smorgasbord: smart yet stupid and sneaky

justin is gonna buy two juuls just incase one gets jacked, he’s being so smorgasbord.

by umermyaum May 4, 2019

snoregasbord

When someone snores all night long and won't stop even when poked many tiimes. This person has several different sounds coming from the mouth and nose and at diferent volumes with no consistent patterns.

I couldn't get to sleep last night because my fucking wife snored all night long, she was having one hell of a snoregasbord.

by Skutch54 August 19, 2011

Negro smorgasboard

Another term coined by Mavis Leonard used to refer to the cannibalistic act of devouring an African-American. Her nephew was devoured in a similar manner and she compares this to the Catholic practice of "mackin on Jesus".

Mavis Leonard: Them Catholics wanna mack on my boy. Like some kinda negro smorgasboard they got goin on...

by Steagles June 11, 2006

Smorgasbord

When a woman with a large FUPA (Front Upper Puss Area) bends over exposing her anus and vagina, and someone goes to town like Peter Griffin at an all you can eat buffet after yelling ‘smorgasbord’ as their war cry.

Chris’s face smells funny, I bet he went to the smorgasbord again.

by Kathy S 😋 June 27, 2018