snookered

tipsy; drunk; inebriated

I decided to get a bit snookered tonight.

by Duct-Tape Dan July 26, 2003

snookered

v. (in the billiards game snooker) Refers to a safety shot that makes the next shot by the opponent very difficult. Not to be confused with the UK slang term snooks

Steven Hendry snookered his opponent with a beautiful safety shot.

by i'm smelly April 29, 2006

Snooker

Someone that is very cute and funny.

Wow!! He's really a snooker.

by that one girl chey September 29, 2013

snookered

Up shit creek without a paddle.

by MoonKnight November 30, 2002

Snooker

a commonly used word, that can be used to describe the masculine hobbies of masturbating and viewing pornography.

steve: hey jouni, why do you have so many calluses on your hand?
jouni: i've been playing a lot of snooker this week.

jouni: my damn computer broke.
maiju: ahhhh! while watching porn right!
jouni: well, i was watching snooker, actually.

by teppo whobangalainen June 18, 2011

snookering

The contact that occures in pornographic videos when two men place their penis in the same hole of a recipent at the same time. The act of two cocks rubbing together while engaged in sexual acts.

Dude that porn was fucked up! Thats what snookering is, sick!

by Trescero por vida. October 19, 2007

Snookerized

For a man to be angrily confronted face-to-face by a female with his fist subsequently connecting with her face.

Dude, that crazy bitch got in my face, so I snookerized her.

by hersheymike January 23, 2010