SMP

Single Male Perspective

An SMP is when a wise ass dude drops his knowledge on a topic.

by Theredpill101 February 17, 2015

SMP

sex, money, and power

by punkoramaglory October 29, 2003

SMP

"Send Me A Pic"

Usually used in a sexually way to indicate "send nudes"

Text: "Hey baby, SMP"

or
Text: "If you SMP I'll send one back for you ;)"

by hey-buddo July 7, 2017

SMP

Smoke More POT.

"Chill out dude. You should SMP."

by Diego August 25, 2003

SMP

Acronym for Shaking My Penis. Similar to SMH (Shaking My Head) or SMFH (Shaking My Fucking Head), although it makes for one awkward internet conversation.

Rodney: Hey man, check this girl's profile pic out. She's definitely a fake. No one is that beautiful.

Joaquin: Yeah, SMP.

by The Real Hot Coffee July 27, 2011

SMP

Acronym for "Symmetrical Multi-Processing" A computer with more than one processing unit.

I am not SMP capable before at least two cups of coffee.

by Anonymous February 4, 2003

SMP

Shit My Pants

SMP Lololol am hxcore

by Shafty-Sex December 18, 2012