smoofer

this word can substitute for any word that may not be appropriat to say at a particular time or place. if you are talking to someone about something private and dont want otehr people to understand what you are saying say SMOOFER!!!

i went home today and had me a nice smoofer

chris and me smoofered for almost 2 hours last nite!

pass me the smoofer

by Brittney Campbell May 10, 2005

smoolers

Smoothies prepared, made, and sold by Mrs. Boe's 3rd block entrepreneurship class at Chaska High School, in Chaska Minnesota.

Hmmmm, Damn son, that smooler was the best frickin' drink I have ever purchased, I hate the food service here. This is way better.

by Jim April 11, 2005

spooger

one who constantly masturbates cause they cant get the real thing

lt. johnson is a spooger

by reno April 21, 2005

smoover

A clothes iron.

Hello, police? I got hit wit a smoover? You know, dat thing you smoove yo clothes wit.

by assmunch August 24, 2003

snoogered

(1)the consequence of snoochie-boochies
(2)the state of being well and truly f*cked

(1) man, i am so snoogered after that snoochie-boochie...
(2) and then he snoogered me... snoogins!

by scaredyants September 29, 2003

snooger boogersnorts

1.An alleged criminal who may or may not be real. Note: He/she must be at least 5feet 7inches to be known as snooger boogersnorts

2.Or you could call someone who picks their nose this and they would get really offended!

1.Oh, look there's Snooger Boogersnorts robbing a bank; what shall we do?

2.
Tommy: Your such a Snooger Boogersnorts
Jane: Am not!
Tommy: Are too!
Jane: I'm telling my mommy on you!
Tommy: Well, I'm going to tell your mommy that you pick your nose!
Jane: Not if I tell my mommy first!

by Yelhsa Ardnaxela September 15, 2008

Snooger

That sticky substance that you get in your nostril that is too thick to be concidered snot and not hard enough to be a booger...therefore is a Snooger. In between the two evils, and it doesn't matter how hard you blow your nose, it refuses to leave, leaving you no other choice but to go in, bare fingered, and fish the Snooger out!

Amanda: Are you picking your nose?

Angela: Well, I have no other choice...I've got a Snooger!

Amanda: Snooger?

Angela: You know, it's not a booger and not snot, inbetween, a Snooger!

Amanda: Oh, that makes sense!

by angelarose0924 August 11, 2010