smegondiment

The dried crusty substance at the opening of a ketchup or mustard bottle.

Ewwww, some smegondiment just fell into your fries man.

by Reece G. January 3, 2007

smellogorgon

he is like the demogorgon from stranger things but his head is replaced by a nose, he has a very big penis and loves to massage young women's titties.

"Did you see how the smellogorgon manhandled Jennifer last night?"

by smellogorgon October 4, 2019

smelloid

A smelloid is a person who is annoying and smelly

Yo, you are being a total smelloid today

by Tylerjw22 March 23, 2021

smello

Combination of "smell" and "hello," describing the act of two dogs sniffing the other's respective business end as a way of saying hello.

Buster and Rover did the smello ritual of walking around each other in a circle while each of them got acquainted with the other.

by Ae5Ea8 March 3, 2015

Smelony

The act of emitting a foul or raunchy odor from one’s nether region that is so offensive to the smelling sense of another, it should be classified by law as a felony.

“My co-worker was in the cafeteria earlier today eating a burrito then came by my cubicle later on and committed a smelony. He should be arrested!!"

by SFJ454 February 11, 2009

smeagol

Verb: To act in a sneaky, sly, or conniving manner. Generally, when one 'smeagols' something from another. It's a sneaky form of thievery, generally between friends, and is not used to express anger. It can be used in different ways however, for instance, cutting in front of somebody in line (He smeagolled his way to the front). As long as it's sneaky and lightly dishonest, it's 'smeagolling.'
Derived from the character Smeagol in lord of the rings.

When Jack said he was leaving, he actually went up into my room and smeagolled a movie from me.
OR:
When the car beside us slowed, i sped up and smeagolled my way into his spot.

by Reed7777 July 7, 2006

smeagol

the equivalent of a crackhead in the real world.

smeagol wants to smoke the preeeeciousssss

by urban asshole February 27, 2010