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freshly smashed

freshly smashed aka afterglow after a nice fuck
jennie : mino and i did the dirty today !
judy : you are freshly smashed
by saltmaster3000 June 17, 2018
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seat smasher

Term given to fans of Leeds United football club, due to their fondness for ripping up the stadiums of their opponents and using the seats as makeshift projectiles.
Oh dear, it seems the neo-nazi bastards from down the road have ruined our stadium again.
by Big Baby Dawg August 4, 2005
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Sammy smashed

That particular moment when your brain stops working after consuming copious amounts of alcohol. One can usually tell that someone is "Sammy Smashed" when eyes start squinting and neck gets wobbly. A term wildly used on the island of Malta.
"Is that guy drunk? No mate, he is Sammy Smashed!"
by sirferris January 27, 2021
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Pasty Smasher

A pasty smasher is often an overweight jobless person who frequents Greggs, Pound Bakery or any other cheap food establishments.

They can often be found wondering around town centres, eyes glazed over whilst clutching the familiar blue and white paper bag, with most of the food they are eating smeared around their faces or down their clothes.

They typically interact with other groups of pasty smashers, commonly with conversations about how immigrants have took their jobs, before talking about how the DWP has sanctioned them again for failing to turn up to an interview at poundland.
It's like the walking dead round here, I can't walk more than ten metres without having to walk around a pasty smasher.
by AnonymousTrevor November 15, 2018
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Smashed like joy

Equivalent to being shit-faced, but enjoying your buzz to the fullest.
I'm at this club sippin' on champagne and a vodka tonic, completely smashed like joy.
by sniki June 30, 2010
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super smashed

to engage in the game playing of the super smash with the intent to drink alcoholic beverages while playing said game
Yo man, let's get super smashed tonight!

A: What do you want to do tonight?
B:wanna get super smashed?
A: Hell yeah!
by Snappy Gomez March 27, 2008
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tomato smasher

word for a guy who has a girlfriend but likes his ex-girlfriend who also has a boyfriend at the moment.
"Bruh he be a tomato smasher!"
by Doli May 23, 2009
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