SmartCord

Software that works but doesn't at the same time

-What is this glitchy thing?
-It's SmartCord!

by smartfridge April 26, 2021

shortcore

to be extremely proud in a hardcore way about being a short person

recently ive embrased my height of 4'11 and became shortcore

by randomx April 22, 2006

smarterer

it means you are super smarter

you are so smarterer

by bobandjeff August 17, 2016

Shartorectumy

This is occurs when one executes a particularly violent shart or a series of particularly violent sharts, causing one to feel like one's rectum has ceased to become and internal organ in order to become an external organ.

The violence of the shart recquired for this phenominen to occur is such that they occur very rarely and even then only in the highest circle of Shartisans.

"James did the most foul shart this morning. I wouldn't suprised if he had a shartorectumy!"

by Sharta Zulu July 15, 2009

Smartcar

a sex move that involves driving a smart car over a woman's hips somehow making their genitalia tighter and then inserting the penis into the vagina

Carlos mocha-late driving a smartcar

by c fizzleee December 3, 2010

SmartCar-ed

When you see an empty parking spot from afar, get really excited, only to realize that that is not an empty spot--that is a smart car only occupying half of the spot.

It is also possible to be MINICOOPERed occasionally.

Damn it, I thought that was a spot but I just got SmartCar-ed.

by tomiri November 25, 2012

smartzoned

Where a student in class answers all the questions and the teacher avoids asking the student any more questions and acts as though they do not exist.

Teacher: Does anyone know the answer?
Student: (Puts hand up)
Teacher: Anyone at all? Okay no-one, let's go through an example then.
Student: (To friend) He totally just smartzoned me.

by geekyvirgin October 24, 2015