Smargledanger

While playing cards against humanity, after playing a card, you then draw what would have been the perfect card for that hand. (smar-gull-dang-er)

“Ah crap! I just drew a Smargledanger!!”

by Kg114 February 18, 2018

Snarglepuff

A small troll with oddly cute features

Contessa has a pet snarglepuff named Hilary Clinton

by Heather Havoc April 21, 2009

Snarglefunk

A type of rare animal that lives in the jungles of Antarctica and spends its days hunting and preying on exotic birds and baby seals native to that region. It is a close realative to the platypus, common llama, and other unidentifiable creatures.

Oh my goodness children! Did you see that snarglefunk eat that baby seal?!

by amazing-hair January 20, 2011

Smarkle

To smear glitter on your ass and moon people in public.

I got wasted, took my daughters glitter and smarkled all of my friends

by Master Smarkler June 7, 2011

Smarkle

A smile that simply sparkles.

Oh, Brooke is so smart and funny, and I can't stop looking at her smarkle.

by From The Nunnery January 22, 2013

swargle

To take a swig of something and then immediately gargle it causing the liquid to go everywhere.

She swargled her milk and it was really gross.

by glur January 19, 2015

snargleburger

One's vagina

How dare you talk about my snargleburger in front of all the servants of Downton Abbey!

by the Magic Tortoise January 30, 2012