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Slouch. Noun. Used as an insult. "Yo Jennifer, why you such a slouch," as to imply laziness co-mingling with such little care for self, that the lack of a healthy self image spills out of one's pores onto the social context of any situation. Coined by Stephen Kaminski.
Dude, have you ever noticed how Mr. Dominguez turns into a slouch after lunch break is over?
Slouch by Puropadre May 26, 2021
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Slouch potato 

Similar to a 'couch potato' but these people are lazy AND fat. Whereas 'couch potatos' are usually just lazy.

Being a slouch potato is much worse than being a couch potato.
I walked into the living room only to see my slouch potato older brother finishing yet another packet of Krispee Kremes.

You're already so lazy Jeff, if you keep eating all that junk food, you're gonna end up a slouch potato!

What a slouch potato!

Slouch Pouch 

An older mans ball sack.
Phoebe: OMG Stacy, I saw the grossest ball sack yesterday. He was ancient.

Stacy: You mean a slouch pouch?
Slouch Pouch by xtina1313 May 25, 2015

slouch boots 

1. Something that is super duper awesome or something that pisses you off, it really depends on the context and tone of voice. Slouch boots can be either wrinkled, super slouch, extra slouch, or inverted slouch.
1. OMG! That Beyonce video is SO slouch boots.

slouch boots by The Kolby March 18, 2009

slouch neck

Women who are overcome trying to swallow to much penis in a sex act.
I see that cucumber Hit your tonsils and now you have slouch neck.
slouch neck by anonymous September 15, 2020

Slouch Lines 

The pink/whitish lines that appear after you've been sitting for long periods of time. Can also occur from just slouching in general.
People who chain play video games usually have slouch lines from bending over the controller all day.
Slouch Lines by worrrrddddddddd February 23, 2010

Slouch-pack

Six pack abs only attained by slouching/hunching over, making it seem as though someone is stronger than they really are.
Person 1:"Dude! That guy is ripped in his profile picture!"

Person 2:"No, he just has a slouch-pack."

"Hey, quit trying to look cool with your slouch-pack"