slonked out

a very loose vagina

penny's pussy was so slonked out i couldnt touch the sides the
dirty whore

by bozwob March 29, 2008

Shit Slonked Silly Style

When you ask a girl to give you some normal gawk gawk, but she fuck yo shit up all the way silly style. Getting your shit slonked silly style is considered a privilege.

Man 1: Man i went over to Vanessa's last night, she Slonked my shit Silly Style!
Man 2: Did you really get your Shit Slonked Silly Style?
Man 1: Oh yeah. It was glorious.

She slonked my shit silly style.
I got my shit slonked silly style.

by The silly Slonker June 1, 2023

Slonk her shit stupid style

If her vibe is a certain way then you proceed with violence

If her vibes like this slonk her shit stupid style

by Gluegun21 May 29, 2022

Slonk

Verb / Antonym for Slink - reffering specifically to cats.

a. When a Chonky (fat) cat attempts to be sneaky or slink around the house or inside of objects. Due to thier rotund and/or chonkyness, they are unable to slink and therefore can only Slonk.

see also:

Chonky, chungus, slink

Higgins is a chonky orange cat, he tries to be a stealthy boy, but he is instead: a rotund fat fuck chungus who slonks down the stairs and cries at his empty food dish at all hours of the day.

a: "what is that dreadful noise?!"
b: "its just my cat, he's stuck in the stair railings agiain because hes fat"
a: "yeah he doesn't slink, he slonks"

by TheOrangeChungus February 15, 2024

slonks

Clothes that you wear when relaxing (not pjs or clothes you normally wear out)
Comes from slonking
Clothes inlude joggers or relatively loose fitting, comfy clothing

"I've got my slonks on"
"Gonna go put some slonky gear on"

by bubblemint December 26, 2022

Slonked

A result of excessive activity causing one’s ability to function to be limited; some cases falling over and falling asleep

Addie was slonked after the 4th of july party!

by EllaL173 August 14, 2022

Slonked

Drunk to the point where you are on the ground in a tired phase of spinnyness.

Me: Damn bro you were wayyy out of it last night
You: Yeah my dude you were slonked lmao.

by Sam5927 September 7, 2017