slonked out

a very loose vagina

penny's pussy was so slonked out i couldnt touch the sides the
dirty whore

by bozwob March 29, 2008

Shit Slonked Silly Style

When you ask a girl to give you some normal gawk gawk, but she fuck yo shit up all the way silly style. Getting your shit slonked silly style is considered a privilege.

Man 1: Man i went over to Vanessa's last night, she Slonked my shit Silly Style!
Man 2: Did you really get your Shit Slonked Silly Style?
Man 1: Oh yeah. It was glorious.

She slonked my shit silly style.
I got my shit slonked silly style.

by The silly Slonker June 1, 2023

Slonk her shit stupid style

If her vibe is a certain way then you proceed with violence

If her vibes like this slonk her shit stupid style

by Gluegun21 May 29, 2022

Slonk

It is now a verb meaning swallowing greedily.

SOMEONE COME SLONK MY DICK

by Llama2.0 March 2, 2022

Slonk

Verb / Antonym for Slink - reffering specifically to cats.

a. When a Chonky (fat) cat attempts to be sneaky or slink around the house or inside of objects. Due to thier rotund and/or chonkyness, they are unable to slink and therefore can only Slonk.

see also:

Chonky, chungus, slink

Higgins is a chonky orange cat, he tries to be a stealthy boy, but he is instead: a rotund fat fuck chungus who slonks down the stairs and cries at his empty food dish at all hours of the day.

a: "what is that dreadful noise?!"
b: "its just my cat, he's stuck in the stair railings agiain because hes fat"
a: "yeah he doesn't slink, he slonks"

by TheOrangeChungus February 15, 2024

Slonk

To Swallow Greedily

Sure! Here's an example:

"After a long day of hiking, Mike slonked down the entire bottle of water before anyone else could take a sip."

by Chimsis December 30, 2024

slonk

to swallow greedily

per the oxford english dictionary in a tweet from 2013

really need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style

by theudefinerr April 27, 2023