slushed

Drunk on wine, especially wine slush but any sort of wine. A bit beyond tipsy, but not inebriated.

Dude, your mom is hitting on me.
Sorry, my dad's a geezer and she's slushed on box wine.

by TheGoyWonder June 4, 2015

Slashed my tires

(v.) To cut someone off in mid sentence or argument by interrupting them with a response that stops their thought process cold.

Dude, I was making a point in class the other night and my professor broke in on my shit and totally slashed my tires.

by mhibma October 5, 2005

Slashed

When you're high and drunk at the same time

Yo bruhh I'm so fucking slashed right now.

by Stoner6969 July 4, 2017

sloshed sunday

A term for drinking on sundays. Others call it sober sunday, but we hardcore kids know better.

College Kid: Ayo! Its Sloshed Sunday lets get fucked up!
College kid 2: No man, we get fucked up on fridays, tonight we gettin SLOSHY!

by -OuTrageous May 21, 2006

slashed

think 'slashed tires' - hence the origin of the word. slashed is the opposite of wheelz; it means having no wheelz or being overall awkward with girls (or guys!)

dude ... you are so slashed, it's not even funny.

by purplefairy September 28, 2010

slashed

A word to describe extreme intoxication.

The word was discovered by the American alcohol specialist Evan Nelson, who, upon consumption of massive amounts of hard liquor, accidentally combined the words sloshed and smashed to describe himself.

Usually slashed would be used to describe someone who can no long make intelligent verbal comments.

"Dude, how do you feel?"

"DUDE.... I'm so... fuuuccckkkkk.... nyah.... slashed.....!"

by Evan Nelson October 13, 2004

Sloshed

Consuming large amounts of alcohol to the extent that you are passed out with your head in a box of Bud Ice.

Dude I went to the movie theater last night and got so fucking sloshed!

by SloshedMan07 June 29, 2008