Surgleyfonk

The feeling you get when you wake up with a hangover, including a headache, blurred vision and a furry tongue, and suddenly realise that you have a family lunch in half an hour.

Urgh, my head. Bleaugh, my tongue. Oh no, It's today!

by r.a.w. March 8, 2005

surgleyfonk

The hard little bits of fluff inside your sneakers.

I should vacuum my sneakers. These surgleyfonks always hurt my toes.

by r.a.w. March 8, 2005

Spurglar

A woman who steals sperm to "accidentally" fall pregnant. Sperm bandit.

Terry: How did Johno pull that smoking hot bird?

Justin: Mate she is getting on with age I suspect she is a spurglar.

by judmeister August 31, 2013

Snurglary

The act of getting up in the middle of the night and sneaking into the kitchen to raid the dessert and comfort foods, eating them down to the last few bites, before any else has a chance to have some.

We, and all of our friends, are experiencing an epidemic of snurglary in our houses. This morning, the dozen box of doughnuts I brought home last night was lying empty on the floor when my wife and I came downstairs.

by DBLambert January 9, 2016

skungle

being the worst of the worst

Parow is very skungle compared to DW and Molli.

by molli/dw May 27, 2021

slurgle

A word that means absolutely nothing. Use it as a response. Use it out of context. Use it however you’d like!!

Friend 1: Hey! Did you know that birds have feathers?
Friend 2:

slurgle

by lolbopxd November 14, 2022

shurgle

The audible gurgling noises emanating from one's intestines indicating that a bowel movement is imminent.

We've gotta get out of here. I just shurgled and there's no way I'm gonna pinch a loaf at a party.

by chestnutfuton October 6, 2007