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strong swimmer

Fecal matter that refuses to be flushed.
We didn't believe him, so we said, "That shit won't flush", "That one's a strong swimmer".
by Georjome March 22, 2008
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Swimmer

All swimmers are extraordinarily committed to the sport, and don't mind getting up at ungodly hours to train excessively. Swimming is definitely the most difficult sport, no doubt about it, and swimmers will fight to the death if you challenge that fact. They're great in bed. They are usually lazy, but good in school. Swimmers are known to eat a lot because of all the calories that are burned. When it's not swimming season, a swimmer is pretty much a "fish out of water" and gets all depressed. When they get like this, the only medicine is about 3 miles worth of swimming. The longer you train, the faster you are, the better you feel.

Male Swimmers are usually extremely fit, and have big penises. Usually have a six pack and insane arm muscles, however, some are just skinny. It doesn't matter, all guy swimmers are great in bed and super hot. Plus they are awesome boyfriends, very thoughtful. Swim practice is about 2 and a half hours of thinking time, while moving your arms and legs until they burn.

Female Swimmers are pretty much the chillest girls you'll ever meet. They're always tan and never cold. Used to vigorous training, everything else is cake for them. You want to date a swimmer. They're just a lot of fun to be around. Stays fit all year round, even when swim season's over because female swimmers hate being out of shape.
Guy: Man, football practice was tough today...
Swimmer: LMFAO I'll show you tough.
by cagedanimal April 9, 2010
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Bubby Skimmer

A lucky topped golf shot which rises no more than a foot off the ground - but straight down the middle of the fairway.

Originally developed by "Bubbs" the famous Melbage Cup golfer.
"Bugger me - he's only hit a Bubby Skimmer, the lucky git!"
by Rouseyboy November 15, 2006
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skommel

a South African's term form masturbation
by bigbattybumlicker29 August 19, 2021
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Competitive swimmer

A person who is part fish. They don't have much time for a social life because they are constantly in the pool training, or outside of the pool, eating.
"Hey do you want to see if Sean can come to the movies?" asked Justin

"No man, he's a competitive swimmer, he won't have time." Replied Oliver.
by Robofish May 14, 2015
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swimmer hair

Dry, highly damaged hair that has been bleached by exessive exposure to sun and chlorine.

See water polo hair
I have really bad swimmer hair during the summer.
by Hey its Brittany August 3, 2006
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skimped

when you buy a weed sack, and they dont give you the right amount of weed
that fucked skimped me i paid for a 20 and he gave me a 10 what a bitch
by Anonymous May 14, 2003
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