Big Skipper

A Big Skipper is a heavy woman that is strangely attractive. You can find them at local watering holes, if there’s karaoke. Big Skippers while attractive are capable of inflicting serious bodily harm and are known to throw down over any slight, real, or perceived.

Dude 1: “Nixon, what happened to your eye; did you get in a beef last night?

Nixon: “Dude, I was sneaking out with that Big Skipper and three hicks jumped me in the parking lot. Good thing I picked that heavy hitter, she banged out two hicks and I fought the third to a draw.”

by P-Biddy June 29, 2018

thicc skipper

thicc skipper is a truly thicc boi, from the Penguins of Madagascar episode Action Reaction. beautiful songs have been written about him.

Sure, Thanos and Cap are thicc, but are they as thicc as thicc skipper?

by LondoniumZ May 18, 2019

Dr. skipper

A generic form of Dr. Pepper. Usually sold in Safeway.

That's some great Dr. Skipper you've got there!

by Croquet Martini May 3, 2005

downhill skiier pee-er

When you wake up with a raging hard-on caused by having a full bladder. You have to stand way back from the toilet and lean way forward so that your pee will go into the bowl, rather than going all over the wall. In this position, you will resemble one of those downhill skiiers doing a ski jump.

Sheila: What the heck are you doing? You look like you're doing a ski jump in the bathroom.

David: I had to pee, and if I don't stand like this, my hard-on will shoot pee all over the potted plant you put on top of the toilet. Don't I look like a downhill skiier pee-er?

Sheila: That thing sure is big.

David: Yep

by Greyborzoi January 20, 2009

Skipper’s Knuckle

When your ass is being fingered so vigorously and intensely by a partner with fat, sausage fingers that you burst a vessel/hemorrhoid.

I gave Roger a skipper’s knuckle last night.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018

Skipper Day

Me and my mates were bored so we decided to make a special day cuz why not - The day is on the 8th of December and its when u can basically do watever u want like kicking boys in the nuts, punching anyone, flooring atleast 2 people, hitting everyone that has a new cut, shouting and being weird and wearing a mask cuz of the corona shit ;)))

'Yo, happy skipper day'

'Wat's that?'
'A special day when i can hit u and be a dumb hoe ;))'

by UrLocalMother;)) December 8, 2020

The Nude Skiier

A sex position where the female is lain on the bed with legs apart and the male thrusts inside while pushing his arms back and replicating the motion of a man skiing down a slope.

"Jake pulled The Nude Skiier last night and man was it fun!"

by LordOfTheThings January 2, 2015