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skating on thin ice 

To be in the unfavourable position of one step away from a downward spiral of none-too-well-liked happenings to yourself. See also red lining
Bob was skating on thin ice with his boss. He'd wrecked the guy's car, slept with his wife, ended his marriage and beat up his son. When the boss caught him photocopying his face, he was sooo fired.
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skating rink 

A ginormous diamond engagement ring. Often found on the ring finger of a gold digger.
Holy shit! I just got blinded by the skating rink on that chick's finger!
skating rink by koalaroo February 28, 2008

Skating with Celebrities 

Skating with Celebrities is a bullshit Reality TV show (not suprisingly on FOX), starring skaters nobody really gives a damn about, and celebrities that are not celebrities. (Does anybody even remember Dave Coulier?)

skating the dry pool 

She wasn't really turned on by Wilson, so he ended up skating the dry pool.

Skating Ghost 

A Skating Ghost is when an excessive amount of talc powder on your dick & balls and when you're about to cum, put the tip of your penis on the girl's face and move it gently across without touching it while cumming. "Woo woo" ghost sounds add to the effect and realism.

Imagine it starting on the forehead and going down to her cheek and chin. From her point of view it will look like a ghastly figure spraying his ectoplasm in a beautiful display of decadence and finesse.
(B): Hey baby, mind if I give you a skating ghost? I'm feeling a bit whimsical.
(G): OK, but be sure to use extra talc.
(B): I will be a specter upon your brow.
Skating Ghost by Gumpless January 31, 2014

Skating Rink 

The best damn thing to happen to the united states. Quad skating is the sport. LIVE ON 80'S!!!!!!!!!
Man, I need to go to the skating rink and chill wit my friends. Its always fun there, NO WORRIES!
Skating Rink by quadproquo May 13, 2005

Skating on November ice 

Little Johnny was teasing his sister after his mother said to stop over and over. "Johnny, you are skating on November ice with me, if you tease your sister once more I am going to knock you across the room" Johnny's mother said.