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Nazi Scapegoating

What evil people use to rationalize their cruel and wicked behavior against others. In reality, the ones that call their victims a "Nazi" are themselves a Nazi. Most notably used by filthy russian military scum to play down the killing and raping of innocent civilians.
Literally everybody: Hey bruh why'd you kill that man on the streets, he did nothing wrong.
Evil people: He was a Nazi. Had to clean out the dirt, you know.
Literally everybody: Bruh fuck off with that nazi scapegoating and come to terms that you killed an innocent man.
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Skateboard 

A piece of wood with wheels and a simple turning system, that has the magical power to bring fun and pleasure to millions around the world. It also should be used for fun and not to look "cool".
guy one: "hey look at me I'm so cool, I'm carrying a skateboard, that must mean I am really adventurous and wild"

guy two: "you suck"
Skateboard by howangrol October 17, 2008

Skateboard 

The best damn sport around. No coaches, no team. A big thanks to ESPN, Slim Jim and every other corporation for ruining what we have.
Skate to Kill - Kill to Skate.
Skateboard by Bekim Hatchet Wound November 5, 2002

skateboarder 

one who rides a skateboard and has fun doing it. skaters can be any kind of person; punk, prep, jock, criminal, nerd... whatever. skateboarding has room for all kinds of people, and most of us won't discriminate based on anything but your love for skateboarding.

however, since skateboarding has recently rocketed in popularity, it has now become 'cool'. so now, you have to deal with those who are only doing it to be 'cool'. these people are not really skateboarders.

if you are the other kind of skater (the for real one, and you know who you are) i have some words of wisdom for you. when you get kicked out of a skatespot, don't mouth off to the cops no matter how much of an idiot they really are. if skaters want to get accepted in todays world (which seems impossible right now) then we need to act like civilized people. if thats how we act, that's how we'll be treated, which means less getting kicked out of skate spots and more riding of the skateboard.
skateboarders are usually non-competative people, because competition in skateboarding is fairly low-key; its not really taken seriously. ESPN tried to make it into some dramatic rivalry between the top skaters when in fact they are all friends just goofing around. there's no hating.
skateboarder by karl July 29, 2004

Skateboarding 

the worlds greatest sport, art, lifestyle, and complete and utter freedom ever known to mankind
Skateboarding by Anonymous November 1, 2003
A Draenei.

Draenei are blue humanoids with tentacles sticking out of them and goat hooves. They traveled from Outland/Draenor to Azeroth on a dimensional spaceship called the Exodar and crash-landed on Azuremyst Isle.

So, basically, they are goats from space.
Why the heck are there so many Spacegoats in Goldshire today?
Spacegoat by Night Elf August 12, 2008

skateboard 

it's this awesome board with wheels connected to it... the best invention ever... if i didn't waste all my energy skating today i'd be out skating right now... fuck all those poseurs who think that skateboarding is easy or those dickheads that hate skating... you guys are teh suxx0r
skateboards are the coolest... i can almost hurricane (FS 180 fakie feeble) and tailslide
skateboard by mat July 2, 2004