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skate

anyone with anything to do with p****y fc,fish fucking inbreds of the shit hole of portsmuff.
by the way skates if you were doubting,there can be only one team in our county and we're the one so fuck the pompey scum. you skate bastards,you skate bastards.
by sfc1885 December 27, 2003
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skate

to be a complete dickhead, and ruin all bmxers fun at skateparks with the whole "I'ts called a skatepark for a reason" bullshit
Dickhead: lets go skate!
Me: fuck no, skatings for pansys, and tossers who need to compensate for something (if u know what I mean, and I think you do)
by jimmy smith May 6, 2005
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skate

Focus effort on an individual college girl at a party with the direct goal of getting laid that night.
Brad is trying to skate the troll by the keg.
by TheSquirtz March 5, 2005
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skate

dude is our skate on for next wednesday?

nah, i gotta see my guy about a thing
by Belonky April 28, 2009
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skate

the best book ive read in a while lol.... by michael harmon bout dis kid tryin to figure out how to handle his probs..doesnt wanna go to jail n all dis junk...srry guys but i had to write it!!!
kid1:I READ DA BESTEST BOOK EVER CALLED SKATE
kid2:hey u needa read some more so ya lern dat bestest aint a word!!

o n btw... michael jackson EHEE
by da lil munchkin(scg) May 3, 2008
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Skate

This is Westcountry slang dating back to before the First World War. Skates are very slippery fish and the name was applied to people who had slippery natures in that they were untrustworthy, would try to avoid giving information or were just not very likeable. The use of the name expanded to include people who were wheeler dealers or people who do a lot of ducking and diving but no actual work. The name is disparaging but at the same time may hold just a hint of reluctant admiration. It is, however, a warning as a skate has no conscience and is totally unscrupulous and untrustworthy. The term is believed to have been used extensively by the British armed forces and was used to describe someone who was a slippery customer, fishy and who avoided their share of the work.
by AKACroatalin April 19, 2015
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Skate

A military term for, dicking around and avoiding working in your shop. Most of the time you are supposed to skate around away from your supervisors and to other shops or the bathroom. Max skate time would be around 15 min.
Hey where's smith at?
I think he's skating in the smoke pit again.
Well if he's going to skate he better have a fucking clipboard
by LostinOregon June 17, 2015
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