Sjenkske

Mlg Off Topic King, also known as SamRambles

Did you see the enw thread Sjenkske made?
You mean SamRambles?
W/e dude same person.

by l33t sniper December 18, 2010

Stonks

1. When you invest in Stonks, you put a lot of risk and money into it and hope to get more money than you put in. Usually high risk, high rewards

2. It could also refer to financial losses, like debts, or loans, just please don't commit tax evasion and you won't be in stonks

3. Similarly, it can also describe a poor financial decision, such as lack of savings, paying off the wrong debt first, or just having a crappy credit score.

George loves investing in stonks.

Katherine was in stonks after the divorce.

Finn had a habit of overusing credit cards, which turned out to be a HUGE stonks

by izzuuu April 15, 2023

not stonks

A version of the stonks meme which has the same meaning but is written as the opposite. Both memes represent a bad economic decision. The meme is oftens depicted as a computerised face photoshopped onto a business suit standing infront of a red background of declining stocks.

Friend: I just spend $100 on a burrito
Me: Not Stonks

by stoicpanther December 8, 2020

Stonks

The act of pretending you made some sort of profit out of a useless trade

When you up to your own post on Reddit:
"Stonks"
Buy 1 for the price of 2 and get 2 for the price of 1:
"Stonks"

by DankStonks June 17, 2019

big stonks only

Similarily to stonks, you use it to express a financial decision that resulted in a lot of financial gain. Mostly in a short amount of time. In this case, it is most often used not ironically. You may also say it just for fun.

A: "I sold my 15 year old car for 3000$ yesterday. Also, I got a raise from my boss today! I'm making so much money right now!"
B: "BIG STONKS ONLY!!"

by Sheeshsquatch69 June 10, 2020

Badonka-stonks

(noun)

Stocks that have made great increases in value over a short amount of time.

"Man, today I made some fat gains on my badonka-stonks"

by garnetinky January 9, 2021

Stonks

1998 Yahoo: Refuses to buy Google for $1 Million
2002 Yahoo: Realizes their mistake, tries to buy Google for $3 billion, Google wants $5 billion, Yahoo says no
2008 Yahoo: Refuses to be sold to Microsoft for $40 billion

2016 Yahoo: Sold to Verizon for $4.6 billion
CEO of Yahoo: Stonks

You gonna get stonks

by BEEMOVIE September 19, 2019