shitting the dick

a phrase to describe when someone does something embarrassing or foolish. alternatively to be used as a shortened version of “shitdick” as an insult

A: “that guy is shitting the dick by fumbling her”
B: “that guy is a shitdick of a man”
C: “what the shitdick”
D: “dude stop shitting the dick”

by gyatttoberizzingme July 11, 2024

lookin ass nigga ass nigga ass bitch nigga nigga ass ass nigga sittin on his dick ass nigga

nicki minaj referring to someone she dislikes

nicki minaj: Look at y’all niggas
Niggas
Look at y’all niggas
Niggas

Look at y’all smokin’ ass niggas
After every pull, niggas start chokin’ ass niggas
Nigga-nigga
Look at y’all bitch ass niggas
Stop lyin’ on your dick ass niggas
Nigga-nigga
lookin ass nigga ass nigga ass bitch nigga nigga ass ass nigga sittin on his dick ass nigga

by bullshit meister November 6, 2017

Shitting on my dick

Used when somebody else is or may be fucking with you.

Joe: "Bro where's the cheesecake?"
Jamal: "Gone."
Joe: "Are you shitting on my dick?"
Jamal: "No dude."

Doctor: "It appears you have stage 9 cancer and will probably die soon."
Patient: "Seriously?"
Doctor: "Naw just shitting on your dick."

by Yoman1289 May 14, 2011

are you shitting on my dick?!

an exclamation used when i dont believe something or someone.

Somechick: dude carlos just called me a data enry!
Me: ARE YOU SHITTING ON MY DICK?!

by CARLOSiSABiTCH November 23, 2009

shitting dicknipples

1. An image (usually hentai) so disgusting that no conceivable person would ever find it pleasing.

2. An interjection usually used in a context relating to pornography.

Originating from 4chan, most likely on /b/

1. "My god, why would you post shitting dicknipples?"

2. "Shitting dicknipples, that's a huge filesize!"

by Encyclopedia Dramatica April 15, 2007

shitting dicks

When your poo is large, long, and roughly shaped like a penis. Makes one think of anal sex.

Bob: How was your poo?
Joe: It was like shitting dicks.

by mumbojumbo5 April 7, 2011

shitting dicks

an extremely bad situation.

I'm going to be shitting dicks at school tomorrow.

by i really have to take a showa December 6, 2010