Simpering Pantywaist

a small man-boy who smiles in a self-consious and silly manner

"Geekwad over there is a simpering pantywaist" said Biff, the bully.

by Anonymous March 21, 2003

Simpers

A family name given to a man with a heart of gold. This name is used as the last name for someone who's a handyman, who loves the rush of a challenge, and who loves being with others. You might find Mr. Simpers constructing a squat rack out of nothing but wood, piecing together a potato cannon, or building a dog shed. Simpers will also partake in a large assortment of drinking; they have a tendency to enjoy fine whiskeys. He will enjoy the water; whether gazing over it, fishing while the sun rises, or rowing with his friends. Although extremely intelligent, Simpers will reject the idea of a "normalized education", advocating instead for a trade school or military service. He will be your best friend for life, and will always be there for you.

"You should always remind a Simpers to not release gas while cuddling with a date"

by Erginator6969 May 11, 2020

simper

a person who is a mega simp does anything for e-girls and his mom

damn milo little is such a fucking simper

by ted is gay fhs xoxoxo March 16, 2020

Simpery

Simpery is a crime that you can commit by simping for anything .

"You have committed Simpery by simping for someone "

by Cralast August 20, 2020

Simperinio

It’s a simps nickname u can put behind any ones name

Oh look “hisham-eriniothe simp-erinio”is back

Simperinio=the nickname for a simp someone that puts his hoes before the bro’s

by Simp nation May 25, 2020

simpervention

A process in which a simp’s loved ones attempt to inform the simp that he has a problem, and offer support should he choose to seek help for his simpfulness.

“Sam hasn’t chilled with the boys ever since he met that bitch, Karen. I think we need to stage a simpervention for him.”

by Da Punkin October 8, 2020

Derry simper

When you simp over boys that names begin with Z or D but are too scarred to tell them

Tianna and jodie are both derry simpers

by CleanSteamboat November 14, 2020